before i start; i live in NJ. so if you still have most of your constitutional rights, cherish them...
the bill of rights is a bit misleading these days. you don't actually have all those rights as it states. so i took the time to adjust a few to be true. i won't write out the complete paragraphs, just what needs to be added or removed.
#1: Freedom of Speech, Press, Religion and Petition
-add: as long as it does not offend any minorities
#2: Right to bear arms
-add: as long as you meet the impossible requirements (mostly a NJ thing)
#4 Right of search and seizure regulated
-add: unless the goverment official "smells weed". (they always seem to smell weed, strange how that works)
#5 Provisons concerning prosecution
-remove this entire entry, patriot act anyone?
#6 Right to a speedy trial, witnesses, etc.
-anyone who has gone through the court system can comment on "speed". don't know what to do with this one. remove i guess.
now i am out of space.
-Jeff
2007-08-08
02:44:22
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