They agreed they should go & admit to the damage, & pay for repairs.
They go up to the house & find a man lounging on the sofa, and a beautiful green glass bottle smashed on the floor.
Husband: R u the owner?
Man: No, I'm a genie, & you just released me from 1,000 years of imprisionment, in that green glass bottle! I will grant 3 wishes.
HUsband: Wow, I'd like a million dollars!
Wife: I'd like a house in every country in the world, complete with servants.
Genie: May i take the 3rd wish?
Husband & wife: Sure!
Genie: well, I've been bottled up for 1,000 years, and haven't had sex in all that time. Will you let me have sex with your wife?
The husband & wife talked it over, and the wife agreed it was a small price to pay for all the riches they had just received.
So the genie & the wife head upstairs to the main bedroom & go for it. They were there for 4 hours, doing anything & everything. Finally, the genie was done, & rolled over & asked the wife
2007-08-04
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