They agreed they should go & admit to the damage, & pay for repairs.
They go up to the house & find a man lounging on the sofa, and a beautiful green glass bottle smashed on the floor.
Husband: R u the owner?
Man: No, I'm a genie, & you just released me from 1,000 years of imprisionment, in that green glass bottle! I will grant 3 wishes.
HUsband: Wow, I'd like a million dollars!
Wife: I'd like a house in every country in the world, complete with servants.
Genie: May i take the 3rd wish?
Husband & wife: Sure!
Genie: well, I've been bottled up for 1,000 years, and haven't had sex in all that time. Will you let me have sex with your wife?
The husband & wife talked it over, and the wife agreed it was a small price to pay for all the riches they had just received.
So the genie & the wife head upstairs to the main bedroom & go for it. They were there for 4 hours, doing anything & everything. Finally, the genie was done, & rolled over & asked the wife
2007-08-04 21:27:24 · 19 answers · asked by Tessa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How old she & her husband were.
Wife: I"m 35 and my husband is 38.
Genie: and you still believe in genies???
CAN YOU GIVE THIS JOKE A RATING OUT OF 10.
2007-08-04 21:28:55 · update #1
@ AJU, I don't know if a genie can have sex, I've never met one to ask [or find out]
* Thanx for the great ratings!
THANX FOR ALL THE STARS GUYS!
* Have a great week with lots of laughs & happiness XX
2007-08-05 14:16:31 · update #2
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! omg omg omg soooooo funny! wowowo. thats the funniest joke everrr!! hahahahahaha. wow like i give it a 40/10!! wow so funny. love it. = )
2007-08-04 21:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥DeLiCiOuS♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-05 04:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jules 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was definately a 10. Ver original and also very cute. I have never heard that one yet. I never even heard a genie one before. Great job. Keep telling us those jokes because I surely need the good laugh.
2007-08-05 13:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by Argent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're the best!
11/10 and a star for you!
2007-08-05 06:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before but it's still awesome! Get a 10, definitely!
2007-08-05 12:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You didn't ask for it, but I have given you a star as well. 10/10.
2007-08-05 04:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by Traveller 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
10 10 10 10 10! Very cute!!
2007-08-05 04:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by danielle 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good joke ! 10
2007-08-05 04:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!!1-10 its a 20!!! Great joke verry funny!
2007-08-05 06:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Sh00ting_St@r! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. It's a good joke. Good morning to you and thank you.
2007-08-05 05:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋