I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was
only one little thing bothering me.... It was her pretty younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of
her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was
near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling,
just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo! Behold! My entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is.......
Always keep your condoms in the car!
2007-07-26
01:01:31
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19 answers
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asked by
Link , Padawan of Yoda
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Singles & Dating