I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was
only one little thing bothering me.... It was her pretty younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of
her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was
near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling,
just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo! Behold! My entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is.......
Always keep your condoms in the car!
2007-07-26 01:01:31 · 19 answers · asked by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yes it is a life lesson - the lesson is FORGET ABOUT THE CONDOM and just sh4g the hot sister bareback!
2007-07-26 01:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes it never right to commit adultery if u really love some1 u won't have an affair wid some1 else dis is a test of true love u must really love her 2 not cheat wid anoder woman.
2007-07-26 01:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,and your fiancee went along with this? what ever happened to trust,when you love someone you should not have to pass a test, as i was reading your question,i was so proud of you that you did not come to temptation,does your fiancee know how lucky she is? i hope she does, and i hope you have no other test to pass either,good luck to you and your fiancee,hope you have a wonderful life together
2007-07-26 01:11:47 · answer #3 · answered by tnsupermomwhit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was nice to read this joke again here. Though have read this joke n number of times before many years
Ofcourse this is not your story. Right?
2007-07-26 01:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by reflection 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a funny story!
And the best news is they can all trust you!
lol!
2007-07-26 01:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by bubbly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can say this, You will have one hell of a life in this family, it's going to be very very wierd if this actualy happened >_>.
2007-07-26 01:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by jack_lolz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!! What a close shave!!!!! By the way, I wouldn't have appreciated my boyfriend's family playing a trick like that on me. At all. But anyway, I guess if you were going to sleep with her, you can call it even! :)
2007-07-26 01:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by wendy r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-07-26 01:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by l33nix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! Nice one!! Not true tho right?? ;-)
2007-07-26 01:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by x-Happy Go Lucky-x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is...but I think you have the wrong lesson
2007-07-26 01:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by missceekay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋