for reissuing the "official" statement that Catholic Is the Only authentic church, and the other religions are swell meeting places and nice ideas, but officially "not churches." I think Jesus covered it thoroughly when he said,"Wherever two or more are gathered there also am I ", which means you don't need a church at all to talk to God, just a witness....Jesus kept it simple...no reason to argue. Now, in protest to the Pope's JOKE of a statement, here's my pope joke:
A mafia "businessman" has an audience with the pope and says,"My business contacts want to pay the Vatican TWO million dollars to change the words in the Lord's Prayer to
"Give us this day our daily chicken." Then the church will have a lot of money...my associates will be happy..they'll sell a lot of chicken..." the pope interrupts him-
"That is blasphemy, my son..it is unthinkable...Begone!"
The man politely leaves. Next day the pope gets a phone call.
It's the guy--"FIVE Million! My associates are prepared to
2007-07-25
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