All categories - 23 July 2007

2007-07-23 13:49:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,
"Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your
toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

"Okay," says the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great
long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips
through the desert."

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got
these great big humps on my back??"

His mother replies impatiently, "They are there to help us store water
for our long treks across the desert."

"That's great Mom. So we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long
eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes, and these humps to store
water, but Mom..."

"Yes, son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

2007-07-23 13:49:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

we tested the motors and they work, we have juice to the doors, why aren't they working?

2007-07-23 13:49:08 · 5 answers · asked by Patty B 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-07-23 13:48:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

i want to pitch but i cant throw underhand.

2007-07-23 13:48:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-07-23 13:48:39 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-23 13:48:38 · 5 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

There is this 6 yr old girl on my street and she hanngs out w/ me (12) and my sis (13) and my friend (12). She's been trying to act like us and somehow that's turning her into a complete brat! Any advice?????????? Like, wha should we do???? HELP!!!!!!♥

2007-07-23 13:48:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

I want to find a pic of a baby black bear hamster, one time when i was at a pet store, i saw baby black bear hamsters, whose fur was just starting to grow. It was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life, the baby hamster had a cute little pink nose, and a "mommy, wats up?" expression on her dainty little face as she woke up.

2007-07-23 13:48:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rodents

a: higher plowback ratio
b: higher debt-to-asset ratio
c: higher return on equity
d: higher return on assets

2007-07-23 13:48:29 · 2 answers · asked by briboy1684 1 in Other - Business & Finance

What volume in cubic centimeters would be occupied by 7.96 kg of osmium? The density of osmium (the densest metal) is 22.57 g/cm3?
Units are important! 7.96 kilograms- but density is given in grams per centimeters cubed...

2007-07-23 13:48:09 · 2 answers · asked by swisscheese 1 in Other - Science

mp.com just free listen, don't have any download link.

2007-07-23 13:47:55 · 3 answers · asked by Roamer 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-07-23 13:47:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have a 04 TJ Wrangler w/ (automatic trans); When driving sometimes, especially uphill, I'll put pressure on the gas pedal but there is no increase in RPM or MPH until pedal is 75% down. Usually occurs on highway. I just had my map and tps sensors replaced to fix a downshifting problem I had. Any chance these issues are related? Any ideas on how to fix the pedal issue?

2007-07-23 13:47:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Hi,
I have paid the $199 for an year deal for my voip. I have got the service only for 3-4 months& now the company no longer exists. Is there any way, i can get a refund?

2007-07-23 13:47:42 · 2 answers · asked by rameshssi 1 in Law & Ethics

yes or no and why?

im not allowed to drive anymore.

2007-07-23 13:47:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A planner’s percentage of sales model forecasts that sales will grow by 20% next year. If costs of goods sold are proportionate at 70% of sales, then costs of good sold will...?

a: grow to 90% of sales
b: grow in dollars by 70%
c: not change in dollar amount
d: increase by 20% in dollar terms

2007-07-23 13:47:32 · 1 answers · asked by briboy1684 1 in Other - Business & Finance

i just recently moved out of my ex's where we lived with her parents i signed no lease and had no verbal agreement in what to pay for rent now they are threatenin to sue me for back rent is that legal or they have no case because i signed no lease or had no verbal agreement?

2007-07-23 13:47:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

posted this question like an hour ago in case you already answered it but need some more advice

im 15 and in the uk, so here's my problem

well my girlfriend was at a party and this guy was into her she told him she had a bf (me) the he tried to kiss her and she pushed him away(sum of my m8s were at the party so i know she did) and now he tried adding her on bebo and msn

he goes to my school and im captain of the school rugby team and my m8s from the team said that i should kick his *** because he's cheeky to alot of the girls and they dont really like him anyway but im not the kind of guy who fights so they insisted they kick his *** for me to show him a lesson

should i confront him or get the rugby team to kick the sh*t out of him

and to be honest i've never really liked the guy and he is cheeky to me alot but i just leave him alone but i think he crossed the line because he knew i was going out with her

2007-07-23 13:47:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-07-23 13:47:24 · 15 answers · asked by Rita 6 in Philosophy

this is true and this will help you.

2007-07-23 13:47:23 · 7 answers · asked by muslim_pork_king 2 in Immigration

I want to tell my best friend of eleven years that I am gay. But, she can be kind of close minded about certain things, like homosexuality. This is the only secret I have ever kept from her and it is killing me but, I'm afraid to tell her. What if she won't be my friend any more? Do you think I should tell her and risk it? or keep it a secret?

2007-07-23 13:47:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

there are fruit flies around my microworms! Also, since you know about microworms, it has been 2 days and i dont know how to tell if they are "crawling" up the sides. Are they dead?!?!?!?

2007-07-23 13:47:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2007-07-23 13:47:08 · 15 answers · asked by origen01 3 in Etiquette

The word “Messiah” is an English rendering of the Hebrew word “Mashiach”, whose translation is “Anointed”. It usually refers to a person initiated into G-d’s service by being anointed with oil. (Having oil poured on his head. Cf. Exodus 29:7, I Kings 1:39, II Kings 9:3).

In Greek, the word "Messiah" is translated into "CHRIST".

There are many Messiahs in the Bible. Since every King and High Priest was anointed with oil, each may be referred to as “an anointed one” (a Mashiach or a Messiah). For example: “G-d forbid that I [David] should stretch out my hand against the L-rd’s Messiah [Saul]...” I Samuel 26:11. Cf. II Samuel 23:1, Isaiah 45:1, Psalms 20:6.




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The Bible has in the past accepted Gentile rulers as messiahs like Cyrus who made the rebuilding of the Second Temple possible through his edict and provision of supplies and materials and funds.

Second Isaiah contains, among other things, a clear example of theological interpretation of history. Cyrus, the Persian monarch who opposed the Babylonian empire, was viewed by the Judeans as their great deliverer. Second Isaiah even uses the term messiah, that is, anointed one, to refer to him in order to indicate the divine initiative behind his mission.


24 "I am YHWH, who made all things, . . . 28 who says of Cyrus, 'He is my shepherd, he shall carry out all my plans.'" 1 Thus says YHWH to his anointed one, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have grasped to subjugate nations before him, . . . 5 'I am YHWH, there is no other. Except for me there is no god. I equip you, though you do not know me.'" (44:24, 28; 45:1, 5)


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Jesus is called "THE MESSIAH" because he was to be the last and final Israelite Prophet who was sent as a last chance redemption for the Jews who had killed so many Prophets.

The long awaited Messiah for the Jews, who denied Jesus was a messenger of GOD, will be the "False Messiah" (The False Christ/The Antichrist)


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2007-07-23 13:46:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what's 35? and 135? this is all a bunch of slang that i have no idea what it means.

2007-07-23 13:46:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I really find this upsetting when women dress like this and I think there needs to be public service announcements to get women to stop dressing this way. I would be ashamed if my relative was dressed like that not only in public but also in my house. There needs to be a dress code.

2007-07-23 13:46:24 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have not and do not believe in them. May you can change my mind.

2007-07-23 13:46:24 · 20 answers · asked by Smarter than the average bear 4 in Paranormal Phenomena

2007-07-23 13:46:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think i could still like have tha baby tomm? water break or start tha contractions or waht? does that ever happen or if it was time i would have already been getting contractions??

2007-07-23 13:46:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy