A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,
"Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your
toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"Okay," says the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great
long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips
through the desert."
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got
these great big humps on my back??"
His mother replies impatiently, "They are there to help us store water
for our long treks across the desert."
"That's great Mom. So we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long
eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes, and these humps to store
water, but Mom..."
"Yes, son?"
"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"
2007-07-23 13:49:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked it
2007-07-23 14:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before you post a joke please verify your sources. Eg Camels can't talk, no the humps are not to store water they are to store peanut butter, the Zoo in San Diego does not allow camels, etc.
2007-07-23 15:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by to the moon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I laughed a little. But, when you have to ask if a joke is funny it casts some doubt. This reminds me of the commercials where they have to call, and ask someone if something is funny, so they know whether or not to laugh.
2007-07-23 14:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 11:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by baumgarter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it ended pretty obviously. i knew they were camels half way through the joke, but it was ok.
2007-07-23 15:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Rabbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww. It was sad and funny. Not in a sadistic way! Awesome though. Star for you!
2007-07-23 14:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwww thats kinda sad *sniff sniff*
2007-07-23 13:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by i♥ rupert grint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should of gone on and asked what about dad?
2007-07-23 13:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, i found that pretty funny.
2007-07-23 14:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by Palmer C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's kinda sad...
2007-07-23 13:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by xoxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋