All categories - 15 July 2007

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to
pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with
his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites
him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't
you have a seat?," he says.
"That's cool" says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're
planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will
probably just go to the soda shop or a
movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two
go out and screw? I hear all the kids are
doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise
to Bobby - so he asks Carrie's Dad to
repeat it.

"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really
likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we
let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up,
and his plan for the evening was beginning
to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes
downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby
escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind
her, and screams at her father:
"DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

2007-07-15 03:08:16 · 17 answers · asked by freakokalam 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My trust in our government has eroded in the last few years. I now look at anything they do with suspision and feel our leaders (republican and democrat) put their own needs ahead of the American people, (not all of them but a great majority) Does anyone out there still trust that the government is trying to do the best it can for the American citizen? What do you think, and why?

2007-07-15 03:08:13 · 11 answers · asked by crushinator01 5 in Government

hahaha!

2007-07-15 03:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are some who believe that Mars inhabitants colonized earth..is it not theoretically possible that the people on Mars burned something similar to fossil fuels and that is why they moved to earth..now there is an abstract theory... now treat it as entertaining and mind provoking.

2007-07-15 03:07:20 · 4 answers · asked by bruce b 3 in Astronomy & Space

I'am just a normal guy. Actually I just get love with someone this is first time in my life so can anyone help me. I want to know actually what does girl realy need in their life. she once asked me how to prove if I realy love her. so I don't know how to prove to her. sa can anyone tell me what should I do to prove my love to her. as you can see this is my first time. it just start suddenly.

2007-07-15 03:07:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have read how it was supposed to be extended to the airport on one end and to downtown on the other several years ago. Are those expansion plans dead, or just delayed? I know they were originally delayed because there were not enough passengers to justify. Has that changed? I really like the Monorail. Great for getting from one area of the strip to another. Expanding to downtown would increase ridership a lot, I would think. It's slow to get down there now on the Deuce (although a good bargain). Would really like to be able to get to the airport on it too.

2007-07-15 03:07:08 · 2 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Las Vegas

I love these YouTube links, some of them are just hilarious.

This one was posted as an answer to an earlier question as evidence for the existence of Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLPADW_kUw

If people believe this guy, then why not believe Eric Von Danekin with his "Chariots of the Gods" as well?

2007-07-15 03:06:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

dance after the dinner speeches etc. help!!

2007-07-15 03:06:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

Sunblock is so expensive. I work outside and use it everyday. I would like to know what is the block portion of the cream and if I can buy it seperate? Or does anyone know a homemade sunblock lotion?

2007-07-15 03:06:18 · 1 answers · asked by thekarpetguy 1 in Other - Health

Misinformation No, 14 - tithing began in the Garden of Eden"

Some people say that tending to the tree of the knowledge of good and evil without being able to eat of its fruit is the same principle as the tithe !

They want to show that Adam and Eve were tithing in the garden of Eden to prove that tithing is an eternal principle, still in effect today !. Is it ?

2007-07-15 03:06:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-15 03:05:59 · 17 answers · asked by satar032 2 in Physics

Gospel truth the FbI and CIA have said that bin laden had been a personal friend of the Bush family

2007-07-15 03:05:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

and it seems im down to my last million, no its true, now my husband is planning on sacking the cleaner. could things get any worse you might think, well they have cause if he sacks the cleaner i will have to get my nails done twice a week, so thats not going to save me any money, any one any ideas, thanks

2007-07-15 03:05:41 · 29 answers · asked by dollyk 6 in Senior Citizens

I am 13. And I am very bored. I dont know what to do today. I am sick of watching t.v and being on the computer all the time. I am sorta sick too so I dont really feel like going swimming. I live in the country and I dont live near any places to hang out... What would you do?

2007-07-15 03:05:36 · 8 answers · asked by Rissa! 3 in Polls & Surveys

who is it in your opinion? I think its Hanley Rameriez and Orlando Caberera. Also that guy that plays for Colorado is good too. Renteria have always been one of my favorites.

2007-07-15 03:05:29 · 14 answers · asked by Ali 1 in Baseball

2007-07-15 03:05:01 · 4 answers · asked by jgr6455 1 in Cats

i am planning to buy a new graphic card which one should i bgo for>

MSI

or

XFX

2007-07-15 03:04:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

Hey everyone i just got a ram upgrade for my computer, the original ram was 512mb ddr2 pc4200 ram, and i got a second stick as an upgrade and its 1gb PC5300, but i put it in the second slot as to slow it down to match the 4200 speed, and my motherboard DOES support pc5300. Normally the problem is with the new stick, but in this case, its the OLD stick giving my problems, my computer isnt recognizing it. Its just showing the pc5300 and i do some gaming not alot but enough to need over 1bg of ram :P, so any help is appreciated :D Thx

2007-07-15 03:04:34 · 2 answers · asked by Dan. 3 in Add-ons

i mean those with free download..
not trial-one.. if you can..

just give me at least 2 firewall you choose as the best please?

2007-07-15 03:04:28 · 2 answers · asked by ezman 1 in Security

2007-07-15 03:04:23 · 26 answers · asked by edugirl 1 in Singles & Dating

What do you think about bringing back the Oldsmobile brand? I say go for it, but the image would have to be redeveloped.

2007-07-15 03:04:20 · 8 answers · asked by Busta 5 in GMC

I do. I've always thought she looked like a chip munk. She's cute. Its the stuffed cheek look and the big beady black eyes.
http://artns.us/about%20files/shakira_looking_out.jpg
http://www.shakiragallery.com/displayimage.php?album=1995&pos=17

2007-07-15 03:03:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

as we all know austailia is one of the best team in cricket,
so which team has the possibility to defeat austrailia out of these current top 4 teams,

SRI-LANKA
SOUTH AFRICA
PAKISTAN
INDIA

2007-07-15 03:03:41 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Its always nice to have friends around when surfing the net.

May I?

My name is Jason, 34, an Asian and I am quite a easy going guy and you can usually see me around at Polls, optical, History and Religion sections.

I like to ask questions to enrich my knowledge and from there explore on my own. Hopefully my questions can inspire others as well so that we can all learn together. Sometimes I do answer questions too.

Cheers :)

2007-07-15 03:03:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-15 03:03:33 · 20 answers · asked by XXXXXX 3 in Polls & Surveys

I hope they are not.. because i love them.
what if only one song is satanic? would god get mad at me for listening to the rest of her songs?

2007-07-15 03:03:18 · 6 answers · asked by leoncita 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-15 03:02:59 · 5 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-15 03:02:56 · 3 answers · asked by austintss 1 in Other - Australia

I have taken the caliper off and I have loosen the bolts but there is something behind it to where I cannot pull the bolt out. I dont know what to do.

2007-07-15 03:02:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs