It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to
pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with
his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites
him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't
you have a seat?," he says.
"That's cool" says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're
planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will
probably just go to the soda shop or a
movie.
Carrie's father responds "why don't you two
go out and screw? I hear all the kids are
doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise
to Bobby - so he asks Carrie's Dad to
repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really
likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we
let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up,
and his plan for the evening was beginning
to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes
downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby
escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind
her, and screams at her father:
"DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
2007-07-15 03:08:16 · 17 answers · asked by freakokalam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!
2007-07-15 03:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing my butt off. But i knew the father was trying to say something that has to do with dancing so i got it.
2007-07-15 10:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by champain123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cauggt me off-guard! Loved it. Whew1
2007-07-15 10:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaa I like this one! A star for you!
2007-07-15 14:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by The only good blu is a dead blu! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-07-16 03:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but still good =)
2007-07-15 10:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was pretty funny =P lmao
2007-07-15 10:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Efron <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... wow... the twist silly man
2007-07-15 10:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was a good joke! :D
2007-07-15 12:44:38 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NiCE
2007-07-15 10:17:33 · answer #10 · answered by ricangurl3591 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good, where did you hear that?
2007-07-15 15:32:08 · answer #11 · answered by OperaDiva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋