and it seems im down to my last million, no its true, now my husband is planning on sacking the cleaner. could things get any worse you might think, well they have cause if he sacks the cleaner i will have to get my nails done twice a week, so thats not going to save me any money, any one any ideas, thanks
2007-07-15 03:05:41 · 29 answers · asked by dollyk 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
PROUDWALKER good for you to see its only lighted humour,
EDIT does every post have to be serious, without any humour, i can drean cant i
2007-07-15 03:17:55 · update #1
opps sorry meant dream, lol
2007-07-15 03:18:34 · update #2
hi notyou311. im irish but my hubby british so maybe that explains it...
2007-07-15 03:20:27 · update #3
diamond kiss xx thanks i will
2007-07-15 03:21:59 · update #4
ICE QUEEN, thanks for the nice offer, lmao , you great
2007-07-15 03:34:50 · update #5
love u sylvia xxxxx
2007-07-15 13:32:16 · update #6
1) I strongly suggest that you limit your cruises to twice a year.
2) Sacking the cleaners will not save enough to put up with the chores it will cause...find another place to save...IF I sacked the cleaners, I would pay dearly in other ways...no thanks
3) cut the Lawn services entirely, park a rusted out auto in the drive...the neighbors will take pity and mow your lawn for you ..this makes them feel good about themselves and gets you a mowed lawn to boot.
4) Spread the story in the neighborhood that you have disinherited all your children, that your estate is up for grabs...You will find the most amazing volunteers to do everything for you ....quite suddenly, people you have never known will be crawling all over themselves to help you do anything you ask.
5) Form a car pool to do all your errands...conveniently have your car in the shop everyday it is your turn to drive. This, coupled with number 4, will certainly get you all the free rides you need....want to see relatives in New England..... no problem.
6) Call "Rent A Wreck" and rent 7 cars for a day...park them all in front of your house...now, spread it around that you are in trouble with the mortgage and have rented out rooms to illegals to pay the monthly bills....that will get everyone to hopping..
7) If you do as directed, you can live a decent life and pay little or no bills. IF and when you go on those cruises, make sure you tell everyone that you are going to the Emergency room, for you need medical care, and that is the only way you can get it free....
Good luck
2007-07-15 05:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
*scratching head*....How long does your million have to last? If it has to last the rest of your life you may want to rethink how you're living...buy a smaller place further out from the city, pick up after yourself, have a service come in once a month instead of every day/week or whatever...
There are ways of cutting costs. Just think about it....there is nothing wrong with having nails done or having a cleaning service, come once a month. Are there other ways you are spending the money that could be stopped? i.e. shopping excursions, buying pricey items, changing cars every year...you know what I mean?
2007-07-15 03:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jill S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your hubby sacks the cleaners you better invest in some rubber gloves to keep nail care cost down.
2007-07-15 12:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by petra 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
listen i think i can help you out just transfer your million into my account for safe keeping and i will send some friends of mine round to get you out of there you will easily recognise them they will be carrying a very pretty white coat that does up at the back they said they will take you to a lovely little room that doesn't need much cleaning it has good views of the grounds you can sit and watch the gardener on a nice day and theres a lovely therapist that would be only to glad to paint your nails for you when you show signs of recovery from your delusions. now wont that be nice.!
2007-07-15 03:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ice queen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could get him to pay the cleaner in kind? Either that, or give up on the cleaning. You're nails are more important than a bit of grime lol
2007-07-15 03:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by proud walker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Oh dolly I don't give a **** what they say about the british sense of humour, that was great, if they don't understand it they are really missing out!
Anyway, if you are down to your last million, save a bit to pay for your broadband cos I've got an Irish joke to post later! and I don't think you will want to miss it! lol x
Come on folks I don't understand what's so funny about a lot of jokes in other countries but I wouldn't dream of putting any of yours down, give the girl a break!
2007-07-15 06:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tell hubby you know a nice young man who's very willing and able to do the cleaning and tend to your every need!
Oh dear, it's so sad when people have no sense of humour.
2007-07-15 08:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by RustySilva 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Simple. Get your husband to marry the cleaner and you can keep her to do all the chores for as long as you shall live.
2007-07-16 00:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have some false nails you could borrow for emergencies. Hang on having trouble pulling them off!
2007-07-15 12:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by MADDY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG - Cleaner being sacked? You must speak to your husband - tell him you'll withhold his conjugal rights (or belt him on the cojones)!
2007-07-15 05:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋