All categories - 13 July 2007

a teacher tells a girl (name:mink) to say the 1st 4 letters of the alphabet! so she goes home.
Mink:mom what is the first letter of the alphabet?
mom:shud up!**she goes to her dad**
Mink: papa what is the 2nd letter of the alphabet?
Dad:yeah baby! **football team was winning! so she goes to her sister**
Mink:sis what is the 3rd letter of the alphabet?
sis:sailor moon!to the rescue!!**watching sailor moon so mink goes to her bro**
Mink:mo(she calls her brother "mo") what is the 4th letter of ta alphabet?
bro:yeah!just watch me!?NETWORK SET UP TRAMSFORM!
Mink:ok whatever u say... ***she goes to school***
teacher:Mink what is the first 4 letters of the alphabet?
Mink:shud up!
teacher:what do u want to go bye bye??
Mink:yeah baby!
teacher: who DO U THINK U R!?
Mink: sailor moon to ta rescue!!!
teacher:what!? i am speechless!r u really?!
Mink: yeah! just watch me!NETWORK SET UP!TRASFORM!


so do ya like it?

2007-07-13 19:18:53 · 9 answers · asked by Maboroshi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

the car worth around $18,000. he said that he will just give it to me as a present. while i am thrilled, i don't know what should I do. I don't know if it'd be illegal if i just take it and will be able to change the title to me. would DMV ask me?? would i need to pay taxes for the $18,000.

Also, If i decide to buy if from it properly, what kind of agent do i have to go through? i'm just wondering. say, if i give him $18,000. and he doesn't hand me the car. then i will be screwed. so how does this work/?

2007-07-13 19:18:43 · 11 answers · asked by Deesa 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

I have many times.
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2007-07-13 19:18:13 · 36 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-13 19:18:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-13 19:17:59 · 6 answers · asked by Jackie Oh! 7 in Elections

2007-07-13 19:17:47 · 12 answers · asked by How Soon is Now? 4 in Polls & Surveys

(higher voice) My cat is clawing my......
(even higher voice) My cat is clawing my.......
(real high voice) Too late....nevermind.

2007-07-13 19:17:45 · 5 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Polls & Surveys

my friends has a lump on the top left part of her arm pit is that something she should worry about

2007-07-13 19:17:25 · 12 answers · asked by Charelle L 2 in Cancer

ok here it goes my wife died giving birth to our baby...this happened 2 years ago..so my babys 2 years old now and im 22 and about a year ago i started dating and have been with this girl for about a year now and my lil girl sees her as her mom and i didnt tell my wifes family that im seein someone..now her family came to visit and im tryin to act like i live with my mom still with the baby but the truth is that i live with my gf and i want to come clean with them before they leave but i dont know how...my gfs sad that i dont say nothing but its hard any advise

2007-07-13 19:17:15 · 11 answers · asked by Ronald 3 in Marriage & Divorce

we want to check in, we are two person, we both are 18 years old but we dont have our ids with us. can we just pay cash or we need a credit card?

2007-07-13 19:16:02 · 6 answers · asked by jrosa 1 in Other - Destinations

ok I would have to say coldstone's Birthday cake remix is my favorite than I love Ben & Jerry's Chocolate chip cookie dough and their new flavor Americone Dream which is Vanilla with chunks of chocolate covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl and then theres just plain old vanilla...
so tell me your favorite flavor and why? or your favorite company and why? and weirdest you have ever tried?

2007-07-13 19:15:55 · 9 answers · asked by ELLE 2 in Other - Food & Drink

video at:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-466210540567002553

Money, Baking, and the Federal Reserve is a documentary that exposes the Federal Reserve as a fraudulent counterfeiting cartel that is destroying the dollar and harming the poor and middle class.

Should every American watch this documentary?

2007-07-13 19:15:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

I am not Mormon and only want one wife. Do they insist that you bring several women into your bed chamber? I don't feel called to do this (at least not at the same time).

2007-07-13 19:15:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

For instance, a so-called Christian is caught having an adulterous affair. Should the church discipline that person and expel him or her until he or she forsakes the adulterous relationship?

2007-07-13 19:15:07 · 15 answers · asked by helper725 3 in Religion & Spirituality

ok, i always wondered what would happen if a teacher said she was curving a test and so everybody just turned in their papers with nothign on them. You would all get 0's, so everyone would get a 100% right? Of course the teacher prolly wouldnt let it happen or somebody would answer some questions, but i was wondering if anybody had ever tried this?

2007-07-13 19:14:55 · 5 answers · asked by ihavquestons 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of the avatar? Be honest.

2007-07-13 19:14:53 · 24 answers · asked by Puddles 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think gangs, and those who harbor them, family or not, are terrorist. We will never catch Bin Laden, but these gangsters are terrorizing American Citizens, on American soil.
Recently, a new "gang" tried to push me off "thier" corner when waiting for my child's bus to arrive.
I told him to pull up his pants, unless he was advertising old school about being ready for getting but f**ked like in the prison he'd end up in some day.
He tried intimidating me more, but I stood firm, so he called his bros. they waved thier gun at me. I saw what complex they came out of, and took care of them later.
Can we say busted for drug and weapon possession? I let them know when the cops were taking them away, yo bro it was me, ya wanna pull up your pants now? No? have fun!
We need a national drive to rid our communities of gangs. Does anyone know how to start ballots to get them voted on in elections?
Thanks,
Jondulea

2007-07-13 19:14:24 · 16 answers · asked by jondulea 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

Heard that most places in Liverpool are not safe for students.....
so tell me which places are safe for students and places to avoid....

2007-07-13 19:14:06 · 20 answers · asked by sbm 2 in Liverpool

I am 15 and I started my period when I was 11 or 12 years old I don't remember it was in 5th grade though. My periods were exactly 4 weeks apart for the first 3 years and the past 2 years or so they have been very irregular. They are mostly always 6 weeks but once in a while they are 4 or 5 week so I never know when I am going to start my period. Is this normal? I haven't had sex yet so I know I am not pregnant or anything. But is this going to affect me in the long run and keep me from having kids? Please help!

2007-07-13 19:13:55 · 8 answers · asked by iloveyou6 2 in Women's Health

I attended my first college interview today, and it was pretty normal Q&A when he suddenly asked, "If you were a day in the week, what would you be?" I thought he was playing mindgames with me because he was a neuroscience major (study of the mind and brain) but it just had me baffled.

2007-07-13 19:13:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Alot of you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but I collect Breyer model horses and have recently gotten into showing them, which is setting them up in little scenes, trying to make it look real, and taking pictures of it. I've got a talent for it but was wondering if anyone out there has any tips for me? Maybe on what works for good backrounds, most realistic-looking dolls, things I could use to make a fence, artificial dirt, artificial snow, grass, ect..Got any suggestions? Good craft stores? Anything helps, really.

2007-07-13 19:13:32 · 3 answers · asked by rose_faeri 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

Heres the link of my singing:
http://audio.xanga.com/Crystal_Visions

2007-07-13 19:13:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

the real world (cuz face-to-face there shouldn't be the confusion, but not to say that it doesn't happen) i'm talking about this place, or other social forums?
this isnt one of my trademark 'goof' questions, i'm being real here. but all silly responses you want to place are ALWAYS welcome on my topics

2007-07-13 19:13:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-13 19:13:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Other churches get together for sports tournaments, etc. The Mormons never participate, and only play against other Mormon "wards" or "Stakes". Why is this? Wouldn't this be a great way for them to fit in with the other religions out there?

2007-07-13 19:12:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-13 19:12:58 · 6 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

2007-07-13 19:12:35 · 2 answers · asked by azbackseatboy 2 in Higher Education (University +)

I would like to buy a satellite radio. I have no vehicle, what would be the cheapest way to go?

2007-07-13 19:12:31 · 3 answers · asked by satch 1 in Radio

Been going now for about 3 weeks (never stepped foot in one until then). At least 4 times a week. I don't do anything to hardcore as I am not really looking to lose a lot of weight, but somehow I have managed to put on about 3 pounds? I usually do 50 minutes on the eliptical machine and some really light weight training once a week. Also, as I am not looking to lose to much weight my diet has slightly improved, but it's pretty much still the same. I mean I figured I would have lost at least a couple of pounds by now?

2007-07-13 19:12:30 · 11 answers · asked by sixty8comeback 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-07-13 19:12:29 · 6 answers · asked by Lala K 1 in Quotations