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I am not Mormon and only want one wife. Do they insist that you bring several women into your bed chamber? I don't feel called to do this (at least not at the same time).

2007-07-13 19:15:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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OMG!!!!!!! I am dying to be accepted at BYU!!!!!!!!!! that is my only goal at the moment! Congrats hun, I'll try to transfer by Fall 08, so if you want you can give it to me ;) I <3 that school, I find it so perfect!

Wish me luck! that's the only thing I want at this moment and I haven't applied and I am already nervous **bit nails**

2007-07-13 19:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 0 2

Wow. Getting a scholarship to BYU is almost as cool as a free subscription to JC Whitney.

As for the typical coed (I know they don't say that anymore), she's looking for the RM (Returned Missionary) to hook up with so she can be sealed to him and have a shot at almost godhood. Being a nonmember will make you a target of everyone else's conversion scheme. If you don't mind every conversation beginning with "Are you LDS?" you'll be in 'heaven'. You won't get to second base, but you'll be their hot topic until they get distracted by the next gentile.

Go to Arizona State.

2007-07-14 20:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 1 0

The Mormons believe we all lived in Heaven with Heavenly Father, several Heavenly Mothers, and 20 Billion Heavenly Siblings before we were born here on Earth. Then there was a war. The good guys won and were born White. The bad guys lost and became demons. Those who were neutral or did not fight bravely were born with non-white skin. The bravest of the brave were born to Mormon families.

We all know that Romney must have been a "Valliant Warrior" in the "War in Heaven" during the "Pre-Existence". How else could he have been born "White and Delightsome" to an LDS family here on Earth? Heck, he was probably one of the Commanding Generals . Now , America needs a President with valuable military experience like that to get us through our war in Iraq. Could you please ask "The One and Only True Prophet", Gordon Hinkley, to please release those valuable records to the public? We need to know what battles he fought in. How many medals he won. How many of the "Less Valliant Soldiers" he recommended being born with black skin when they got their chance to be born on Earth. Was Al Sharpton one of THEM ? How about Jesse Jackson? Mormons, this is your chance to show the world the light of the everlasting gospel. Dont miss out. We have General Romney running for president of the USA and we need you badly right now!

2007-07-14 03:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My friend April is going to BYU but the Hawaii campus and she is a mormon but she said that not all mormons have a lot of wives so i don't think there going to require you to have a lot of women but yeah congrats on the scholarship and have fun at BYU oh and April, my friend, her parents are strictly one women parents and so are her brothers

2007-07-14 02:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They do not allow polygamy-or so they say.
I would try to go elsewhere. They have weird rules at that school. I have heard stories-like LDS spies among you reporting you even for drinking coffee.

If you are not LDS, they will bug you til you either convert or leave. They will use the age old tactic of saying it's OK that you are not but making you feel out of place til you change your mind.

2007-07-14 02:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You should go. Because if you're going to turn down a free college education, you're an idiot.

Although, apparently BYU's standards are pretty low, because your statement indicates a childish sense of humor and not even the most cursory knowledge of mormonism.

Hail Satan,

Lazarus

2007-07-14 02:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2 1

News Flash....Mormons disbanded Polygamy 100+ years ago. Is this really an issue or are you just a Mormon hater???

2007-07-14 21:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ender 6 · 1 1

Bed chamber? You're funny.

2007-07-14 02:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

NO THAT RULE WAS ABOLISHED YEARS AGO ALTHOUGH SOME MEN STILL LIKE TO HIDE BEHIND THAT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE WIFE.
iF YOU ARE NOT MORMON I URGE YOU NOT TO ATTEND BYU.

2007-07-14 02:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by gabeymac♥ 5 · 1 1

cant hurt can it did it hurt there profet joe smith . who had at least.21. wifes at once i think i would find another collage in my opion?

2007-07-14 02:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 1 0

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