~Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
~Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
~I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
~If a vegetarian eats only vegetation, what does a humanitarian eat?
~Did Adam and Eve have navels?
~How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
~How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
~If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
~Why are there "interstates" in Hawaii?
~How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
~Why does lemon juice contain mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
~What hair color do they put on a bald man's drivers license?
~If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
2007-07-10
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