All categories - 5 July 2007

2007-07-05 21:36:05 · 6 answers · asked by Michael D 1 in Alternative Medicine

Im starting school soon and, What do i need to get a job as a sales rep?

2007-07-05 21:34:50 · 3 answers · asked by freshnessss 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-07-05 21:34:18 · 21 answers · asked by sarah 5 in Polls & Surveys

WALMART HAS EVERY THING

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.


It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

2007-07-05 21:34:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-05 21:34:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I love the peanut butter ones!

2007-07-05 21:34:07 · 28 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-05 21:33:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

Why do people want a quick fix to lose weight? It's unhealthy and the thing is, even if they can lose the weight they will just put it back on again!! People can be so silly!

2007-07-05 21:33:32 · 8 answers · asked by ★☆✿❀ 7 in Diet & Fitness

I just changed the plug and it did it again...why!?

2007-07-05 21:33:31 · 13 answers · asked by Daisyhill 7 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I just bought a Kenmore 5300 Air Conditioner a few days ago. installed it and used it for a few days. now it's making sounds like there's water stuck INSIDE of the A/C making some weird noise. I wonder if it's normal? or did I not install it correctly on the drain thing? I don't have the plastic thing on the drain thing, can that be causing the problem?

2007-07-05 21:33:04 · 2 answers · asked by kztyle 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I think not, how about you?

2007-07-05 21:32:56 · 11 answers · asked by Pay LJ 1 in Football (American)

ok.. so i signed up for a paypal account, i added my debit card
and filled in the expanded use program, but i still don't have any money it my account..
whats the problem?

2007-07-05 21:32:32 · 6 answers · asked by wwwwwwweeeeee 2 in Credit

I have one, link on profile if u wanna see............I heard just about everybody have one......let's see

2007-07-05 21:32:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.............Who did You Last 'Tell On' ? and what had they done ?

2007-07-05 21:32:02 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-05 21:31:48 · 20 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

i couldnt hear cos i had music on,

2007-07-05 21:30:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Sometimes I feel like starving even though I just ate or that I'm so tired to the bones. I had laboratory examination on electrolytes but didnt see anything wrong.

2007-07-05 21:30:31 · 6 answers · asked by Lex 2 in Other - Diseases

I want to make IM contact with someone from each of the 50 states.
just leave your name city and state, I will try to reach you.

2007-07-05 21:30:22 · 4 answers · asked by nexteltom17 4 in Other - Society & Culture

I know that IP addresses are easily obtainable, even if someone uses a supposedly anonymous service such as Yahoo or Hotmail (please correct me if any actually are anonymous). But can an IP addy be used to ping actual location, beyond just city and state? And if someone gets it, can they then target your computer with anything malicious? I'm researching for an article I'm writing on internet safety for kids, so would appreciate sources for any claims, please!

2007-07-05 21:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by theknightsthatsayneep 2 in Security

i dont mean js fists and feet i mean whole body like shoulders head and anywhere is possible to inflict damage with?

2007-07-05 21:29:51 · 10 answers · asked by Shorin_ninpo 1 in Martial Arts

It's said that we learn something new each and every day, and I think that's true. I learned gelatin in made outta horse hooves .. *sob* ... goodbye Jello and Gummy-bears!! :(

What did you learn today?

2007-07-05 21:29:44 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Carol♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

give me a good reason why it would be good to die for your country? would your country be willing to die for you?

2007-07-05 21:29:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

He asks the barman for a pint of lager and asks the ostrich and cat if they want one. Yes says the ostrich, yes says the cat but i am not paying. The man gives the barman fifty pounds and tells him to keep the change. He finishes his pint and goes through the same routine again.Yes say the ostrich, yes says the cat but i am not paying. He gives the barman fifty pounds and tells him to keep the change.Baffled, the barman asks him what is going on. Well says the man i was walking in the woods one day when i found a genie lamp.I rubbed it and the genie said i could have three wishes so i asked him for good health, all the money i would ever need, and along legged bird with a tight p-ssy

2007-07-05 21:29:22 · 13 answers · asked by john j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi sligthly confused I had an accident last week, rang them up that day to report it, and then the following day with the rest of the information as I hadn't got it all.

Now a week later they have sent me a claims form which confuses me as I thought I had done that on the phone? Is there likly to be any sort of time constrant on handing this back? Plus is this normal for me to have to now fill out the claims form even though I gave them all the ifnormation on the phone last week?

Live in the UK.

2007-07-05 21:29:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

2007-07-05 21:28:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-07-05 21:28:43 · 2 answers · asked by A.JAYANTHI A 1 in Corporations

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, beer, and so on.

Amazed, the man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

2007-07-05 21:28:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-05 21:28:11 · 30 answers · asked by The Asker 4 in Polls & Surveys