A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, beer, and so on.
Amazed, the man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."
The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
2007-07-05 21:28:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey ! a good one man! u get another star!
2007-07-05 21:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know the average IQ of people here, but I know for sure whenever you are around the average goes down a lot. Don't ask for respect when you show none and deserve none. You claim you are too good to hunt and don't live in America. Yet you hang around the AMERICAN hunting section with bad english trying to make us love whatever crappy weapon you are using in a computer game at the time. How old are you? Like 14,15?
2016-05-19 21:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I continue......
Hearing this a woman decided that this gave a great opportunity to air her views. She went home shaved her p ussy and returned to the bar...
As always, the robot asked her, "What's your IQ?" The woman replied, "50."
The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
This was the moment the woman was waiting for. She climbed on the counter so that all could see her, pulled up her skirt and said. " Read my freakin' lips, NO more Bush!" LMFAO!!!
2007-07-05 21:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, the funny bloke is funny! Wanna star?
2007-07-05 21:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it made me laugh.
I think we need that robot where I live. lol
2007-07-05 21:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by jenx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-07-05 22:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I voted for Bush, boo for me, star for you!
2007-07-05 21:31:16 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle My Bell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's a good one. You get a star.
2007-07-05 21:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Riven Liether 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-07-05 21:38:19 · answer #9 · answered by Stooky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny :) star for you!
2007-07-05 21:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋