He asks the barman for a pint of lager and asks the ostrich and cat if they want one. Yes says the ostrich, yes says the cat but i am not paying. The man gives the barman fifty pounds and tells him to keep the change. He finishes his pint and goes through the same routine again.Yes say the ostrich, yes says the cat but i am not paying. He gives the barman fifty pounds and tells him to keep the change.Baffled, the barman asks him what is going on. Well says the man i was walking in the woods one day when i found a genie lamp.I rubbed it and the genie said i could have three wishes so i asked him for good health, all the money i would ever need, and along legged bird with a tight p-ssy
2007-07-05 21:29:22 · 13 answers · asked by john j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome!
2007-07-05 23:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by lolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. 10/10
2007-07-05 21:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, here is yet another one: Piece of string walks right into a bar, 'pint of bitter and a packet of crisp please' Barman 'get out, we don't serve string here' String is going out and unravels one lead to the previous going back in String 'pint of bitter and a packet of crisp please' Barman ' are you a length of string' String ' i'm afraid no longer ' fraid knot....
2016-10-01 00:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by archuletta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, ta for the chuckle.
2007-07-05 21:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, if it wasn't so British, I would give you a star. By the way, I thought it was all euro's now.
2007-07-05 21:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by JASON C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good got anymore a star for you
2007-07-05 21:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by amy l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke
2007-07-05 21:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by maussy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!! Funny. Love the irony!
2007-07-05 21:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke.
2007-07-05 22:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goooooooooood one!
worth a star
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2007-07-05 22:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-05 22:03:35 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋