WALMART HAS EVERY THING
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
2007-07-05 21:34:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
2007-07-05 21:34:52 · update #1
YAY!!!! A good joke for the day!!! A star for you my funny friend!!!
2007-07-05 21:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle My Bell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-19 21:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Thankz for the good laugh! Oh look, you just earn yourself a shiny STAR!*
2007-07-05 22:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 04:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!
2007-07-05 21:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2007-07-05 21:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by novembr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
williams stick did the trick. tom has seen this in the
maternity home
2007-07-05 21:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was hilarous
thanks for the good laugh
2007-07-05 21:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by karrahbissett11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i herad it before still funny but why walmart
2007-07-05 21:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by daniel c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-07-09 04:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋