All categories - 30 June 2007

OBEDIENT WIFE

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after
life with me." And, so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she
came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,"
Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

2007-06-30 11:54:43 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you love for your mates looks or because you truly love him/her for their personality?

2007-06-30 11:54:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You're sleeping in the same bed and he/she releases some deadly gases! How do you react?!!

Here's another fart related Q. 4u!

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2007-06-30 11:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by GarlicMan 2 in Polls & Surveys

Yust whant to know

2007-06-30 11:54:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

of a perfect first date...women, what would you want the guy to come up with, guys, how would you woo your new ladyfriend?

2007-06-30 11:54:17 · 5 answers · asked by JP 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-30 11:54:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in Georgia and i dont have cable, i only get the local broadcasting, and I cant get the CW, anyone living in Georgia now what channel its on.

2007-06-30 11:54:13 · 2 answers · asked by surflaguna08 1 in Other - Television

2007-06-30 11:54:08 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Polls & Surveys

have the best hott male actors buttocks

2007-06-30 11:53:56 · 5 answers · asked by Adrian O 1 in Movies

How hot was it in the Jurasic Period?

Think about it, logically, for just a moment. Dinosaurs are nothing more than giant reptiles. Now, with that in mind, we know reptiles are cold blooded animals and cannot survive in cold, or even cool climates. Dino bones have been found all over the globe, to include places that reptiles would have a small chance of survival. Espically large ones, which I would think, need more heat than say your common lizard.
I highly doubt that man, with his cave fires, was causing global warming then on such a scale to keep dinos alive. And look at how long that period of earth's history lasted.
The earth has had, who knows, how many cycles from ice age to heat wave. The big difference is, we're paying more attention to it than every before.

2007-06-30 11:53:54 · 19 answers · asked by crknapp79 5 in Global Warming

If you have not what would it take to interest you in your country?

I am NOT talking about conspiracy theories!!!

2007-06-30 11:53:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment

2007-06-30 11:53:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-30 11:53:35 · 29 answers · asked by carl 4 in Religion & Spirituality

AND SOMEONE HAS TOULD ME THAT THE FATHER DOG HAS TO WAIT BUT I WAS WONDERING WHY DO THEY HAVE TO WAIT OF BEIN AROUND THE PUPPIES.AND ALSO HOW DO I KNOW WHEN THE PUPPIES GET ENUFF MILK BY THE MOTHER WONT SIT STILL

2007-06-30 11:53:28 · 3 answers · asked by jasmine 1 in Dogs

i would give majoratey of it of it to chartey and then help my famlie then save 50000=fity thousend for me and rest for evry one els

2007-06-30 11:53:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and the fire department can't get to your house because of a dam breaking, so don't bother calling them.

2007-06-30 11:53:20 · 24 answers · asked by a mango 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-30 11:53:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

thans can you give me the number or name

2007-06-30 11:52:54 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

2007-06-30 11:52:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-06-30 11:52:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And you have to choose one of these to be the marathon theme. Which would you choose?

Batman
Lord of the Rings
Predator
Alien
Superman
X-Men
Children of the Corn
James Bond

2007-06-30 11:52:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she already gives of milk from her breast but only the four from the back give of milk....its been three days like that and still no more pups...she began her heat cycle in like in the beginning of may....so what do you think...

2007-06-30 11:52:16 · 6 answers · asked by softballj 1 in Dogs

I'm thinking about biking to work but if it takes too long then forget it

2007-06-30 11:52:11 · 16 answers · asked by Travis 2 in Cycling

Are we really protected from the Police, if we have a med marijuana card? and do Police respect our rights to grow and use Med Pot? or does it really piss them off? any Oregon cops want to answer this.

2007-06-30 11:52:05 · 6 answers · asked by free_mark53 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

trying to get a blues sound

2007-06-30 11:51:50 · 11 answers · asked by p8ntballboy22 2 in Blues

I can trace the pain all the way back to a few weeks ago when I was doing preacher curls at the gym and strained my left arm.

It started off as just an inner pain, but then I started feeling it across the bone. It also hurts whenever I twist the skin around my arm.

Now it's mostly gone except it's kind of an annoyance whenever I try and do curls with my left arm. I can feel it when I put stress on my arm during the first half of the curl.

My friend brought up tendonitis. Could that be it? What should I do about this? Keep taking Advil and hope it goes away?

2007-06-30 11:51:33 · 4 answers · asked by swoosh 5 in Pain & Pain Management

Animals are our best friends.

2007-06-30 11:51:29 · 17 answers · asked by .......... 5 in Polls & Surveys

Kid Show Barnaby and friends w/casper the friendly ghost..the old guy with the straw hat ...

2007-06-30 11:51:28 · 3 answers · asked by buttonsburton 1 in Soap Operas

2007-06-30 11:51:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

I just ask for a few bucks for bus fare and for some food.

2007-06-30 11:50:57 · 5 answers · asked by Bubba J 1 in Other - Society & Culture