and the fire department can't get to your house because of a dam breaking, so don't bother calling them.
2007-06-30 11:53:20 · 24 answers · asked by a mango 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd go out and cook marshmallows over the fire to celebrate not having to mow it the rest of the year !
2007-06-30 11:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the water from the broken dam to come and put my lawn out. Once the water washes away the fire, the house, and the entire neighborhood, I won't have to worry about the burning lawn anymore, will I?
2007-06-30 11:57:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope the dam breaking would put out the lawn fire.
2007-06-30 11:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the fire department. So i would put my own fire out by opening the fire hydrant across the street.. If i needed help i would ask the firefighters that live next door. ( we are a tight knit group)
2007-06-30 12:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is it, that's bloody it. the commonplace is leaving now to partake of a whisky or 3 together with his sturdy woman spouse in attendance. only pray for me that i do no longer spontaneously burst into flame will you? thank you
2016-10-19 05:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The police and ambulance is who I would call. I would open my window,(two story) and jump onto my car and run in my driveway to the neighbors and use their hose to but it out.
or
Run downstairs to the garage and turn on the sprinklers, then get my family and tie the sheets together and get ontop of the car(my mom with car keys) and drive to the next town and get their fireman.
2007-06-30 11:58:43 · answer #6 · answered by hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As dry as it has been i wouldn't put it past my lawn from doing that i guess break out the garden hose
2007-06-30 11:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop, drop and roll.
Or sell the lawnmower like Buk said.
EDIT: And if the first part was confusing anyone, check the profile. Another play on sick humor.
2007-06-30 11:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would throw my homework into the flaming grass and explain to my teachers that my homework blew up in the fire at my house
2007-06-30 11:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get out the garden hose or throw sand/kitty litter on it.
2007-06-30 11:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by hazeleyedbeauty1967 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋