OBEDIENT WIFE
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after
life with me." And, so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she
came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,"
Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
2007-06-30 11:54:43 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If it on me I'm lmao ..luv it .xxx
2007-06-30 12:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Class!
2007-06-30 18:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smart!
2007-06-30 18:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-30 19:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-07-01 07:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2007-06-30 18:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by Damn This Sucks Too 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, man! THAT was flippin' funny! Almost peed my pants!!!
2007-06-30 19:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by chicknamedsam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zorak says, "I likes that joke!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa!!!"
2007-06-30 19:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by enbsayshello 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha really funny. Hope the cheque was made of rubber!!
:-)))
2007-06-30 19:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta laugh out of that one!!!!!lol
2007-06-30 19:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by stoutunicorn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny I give you a 10!!!
2007-06-30 19:03:58 · answer #11 · answered by cow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋