You're sleeping in the same bed and he/she releases some deadly gases! How do you react?!!
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2007-06-30 11:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by GarlicMan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You sock that person in the arm and say, "You F@c#tard,"
2007-06-30 11:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Swingline 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Flap the covers around wildly to disperse the smell and try not to complain since I might be the culprit next time.
2007-07-08 15:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lean on Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tactfully ignore it.
Considering your name is GarlicMan I would think you would appreciate this strategy as no doubt people tactfully ignore how you probably smell all the time. No offense.
2007-06-30 18:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by sage 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hold their head under the covers until they have filtered out the noxious fumes.
2007-06-30 18:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am the one that does it. But, I do it the right way...I first hold her head underneath the covers then let one blow...The good old Dutch Oven!
2007-06-30 18:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I punch him in the ribs and then I grab my pillow and head for the sofa.
2007-07-08 17:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spray some air freshener and pretend It never happened so you will be happy and so will your partner
2007-06-30 18:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis :D 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i keep a matchbook on his side of the bed and he is trained to use them and YES im serious lol
2007-06-30 18:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pummel him. Farts are funny unless they stink.
2007-06-30 18:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its dangerous to keep it inside. i would not react so badly. just go and open a window. eww
2007-06-30 18:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by deleted 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋