So a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are marrooned on a island. They are walking down a beach when they see a bottle with a cork in it. They pop open the cork and out pops a genie. He says 'sorry girls there is a bit of a recession on at the moment, can only give you one wish each'. The Brunette says 'ok, i wish i was a thousand times smarter than i already am, to think of a way off this island' Genie likes this and agrees and BAM with a wave of his wrist and the brunette swelled up like a balloon and floated across the sea to safety. The Redhead, having just witnessed this says 'ok, i wish i was a thousand times smater than her!' and BAM and she swelled up like an even bigger balloon and floated across the water to safety. Now the blonde, also having just witnessed everything said 'ok then, i wish i was a thousand, million times smarter than both of those girls put together!' and BAM, she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.
2007-06-25
00:53:59
·
20 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles