So a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are marrooned on a island. They are walking down a beach when they see a bottle with a cork in it. They pop open the cork and out pops a genie. He says 'sorry girls there is a bit of a recession on at the moment, can only give you one wish each'. The Brunette says 'ok, i wish i was a thousand times smarter than i already am, to think of a way off this island' Genie likes this and agrees and BAM with a wave of his wrist and the brunette swelled up like a balloon and floated across the sea to safety. The Redhead, having just witnessed this says 'ok, i wish i was a thousand times smater than her!' and BAM and she swelled up like an even bigger balloon and floated across the water to safety. Now the blonde, also having just witnessed everything said 'ok then, i wish i was a thousand, million times smarter than both of those girls put together!' and BAM, she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.
2007-06-25 00:53:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tut Tut! Now you knew being a woman, I was just too nosey to heed your 'not for girls' warning!..
2007-06-25 00:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Im a chick but u defo get a 10/10 4 that 1. priceless!!! :-)
av a star!
i challenge ya now tho, some thing similiar and just as great to wind up the fellas at work plz!
2007-06-25 01:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by POPCORN22 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why does being smart make the gals swell???
and y is there a BRIDGE???? on an island
sry i do not understand =.=
theres other versions but it is scientifically proven tt gals r more logical and has an average higher IQ than boys!!!!
conclusion: this joke is just what the men created to comfort themselves
just kidding it made me laugh (when i changed the gender of all the characters to male and tt the blonde turned into a woman) its nicer tt way =D
2007-06-25 01:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by BN 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant, but I think the red-head would have gone like a "steam train!"
2007-06-28 12:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it better the other way round with 3 men stranded. haha
2007-06-26 08:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You do realise all the girls are now going to have to find a bloke so he can explain it to them.
2007-06-25 01:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey! that's not very nice is it? Made me chuckle though hee hee
2007-06-25 00:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by Libby F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one,
Strike one for the blokes.
2007-06-25 00:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Daedalus 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Haha, thats funny.
2007-06-25 01:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Stick-ninja 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lmao babe your brill keep em coming thanks for the laugh ill blow you a iss for that 1 ;0) mwah x
2007-06-27 01:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋