All categories - 19 June 2007

to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his THING in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."

2007-06-19 21:15:43 · 9 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-19 21:15:10 · 5 answers · asked by jagodastrebska 1 in Religion & Spirituality

does anyone believe that we have to face facts and realise that all this pampering round kids is causing the unruly children we have today.
i smacked my three children. on the hand or on their bottom. i did not use anything but my hand. when they were smacked they didn't do it again
it taught them respect......not fear!!!!!....
i now have three well adjusted adult children who have done great at school, hold down responsible jobs and have kids of their own.
they smack their children when they are naughty and i am proud to say i have been told what well behaved and polite grand children i have. they do great at school and are outgoing and polite
smacking your kids is not abuse. using belts and sticks is.
so maybe before you start stabbing at me have a look at the same question about a year ago on here and see how many people get the thumbs down.....its the molly coddling brigade.

2007-06-19 21:14:49 · 49 answers · asked by elsie1912 4 in Parenting

Let me show you what it is like, to be alone in the cold and in the dark and waiting all alone. Can you see the sunshine illuminating my heart? It’s beating for you all the time. Where ever you go the blood pumps threw my veins so that I can walk to see you another day. As you take a path of darkness vs. the light the sunshine fades and my heart dies. Is this what it feels like to die? As you walk down the crimson path with the lies. With forgotten hopes and torn dreams the sun fades as it turns to shade my heart dies.

2007-06-19 21:14:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

This has never happened to me before.
I always have very regular periods (exact to the day).
I'm next due on my period in 4 days time, but for the past 2 weeks i have had a very small amount of bleeding (it varies from brown to pale pink and a couple of times has been bright red)!

What is the cause of this?

I am on the birth control pill - but i have been on it for almost 7 months and never had any side effects at all before.

So why am i bleeding between my periods?

2007-06-19 21:13:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I'm going to get right down to it and say, overweight women, 'fat chicks' if you will, have absolutely zero sex appeal. So how do they get by?

Even a pimply-faced 90 pound male nerd can envision one day being rich, succesful, and confident, and thus having scores of desirable women within reach.

Not so with fat chicks. All they can look foreward to is watching endless reruns of friends on their couch while gobbling ice cream, after hours of slaving away working as a librarian or something.

So I guess my question is, how do fat chicks cope with that knowledge? And why don't more do something about it? If I was a fat chick you can be sure as hell I'd be hitting the gym twice daily.

2007-06-19 21:13:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

surely they woudn't be Virgins for long so not much of an incentive to blow themselves up is it????

2007-06-19 21:10:52 · 41 answers · asked by lilian c 5 in Religion & Spirituality

does anyone know if the smashing pumpkins will tour more in the US next year or is NJ, NC, WA and CA all we get?

i've been waiting too long to see them

2007-06-19 21:10:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-06-19 21:10:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here is the senario:
65 million years ago, in a very hot day, an adult female T-Rex (the female is larger than the male) is searching for a water source. At 7 metres tall, 12 metres long, and 7tons. It has 50 to 60 thick, conical, bone-crunching teeth. Large bite marks found on bones of other dinosaurs indicate that these teeth could penetrate solid bone.
She happens to come upon a river and approaches it slowly. But then a huge, tremendous male Deinosuchus (the largest crocodilian that ever lived) which is more than 12 metres and is more than 9 tons rises from the water to attack the Rex. The Rex turns to challenge the terror croc. At this point there is no turning back, there is going to be an epic and colossal fight between them. Who do you think would win this fight of the Titans?...

2007-06-19 21:09:48 · 4 answers · asked by pandora's box 1 in Zoology

Good morning.

Several weeks ago, I decided that enough was enough and I was going to do what everyone else had done and reclaim my unauthourised bank charges off my Halifax account.

I hold 2 seperate accounts with them, and both in the last year have received charges. An amount of around £800. I as many of you cannot afford this at all.

Along with a copy of all my bank statements and highlighted charges I sent a copy of this letter with my details corrected:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/12_12_06_bank_14day.pdf

Within about 2 weeks I received my reply from Halifax Customer relations categorically stating "I have carried out a full investigation of your complaint and I am satisfied that the charges have been correctly applied to your account".

So, what's next? Since I have received this letter I have incurred ANOTHER £60 worth of computer generated charges, I cannot afford this, and certainly think it is unfair as I am on going a few pounds over.

2007-06-19 21:09:44 · 11 answers · asked by quornsam 2 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-06-19 21:09:30 · 9 answers · asked by shelly 2 in Astronomy & Space

Does inhalation of lead ions counts as nutritional? because isn't that how most lead poisoning occurs; like through dust and fumes?

I know you can get lead in food which can cause lead poisoning, but is that common enough to make it a nutritional disease?

2007-06-19 21:09:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

2007-06-19 21:08:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Does anyone know of any Alien Races on Star Trek, that looked the same but maybe had different skin colours? Sort of like us - Black White, Chinese etc etc

2007-06-19 21:08:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

she is the mother of christ.think a women giving birth to christ isn't that amazing don't you think she is the differn't from all women.no sin touched her.she died virgin she always be our mother our protector belive in her pray for her.

2007-06-19 21:07:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-19 21:07:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Ive been dating this girl for about a month.She just got out of a very hurtful 2 year relationship.i know she really likes me cause she told me.She has even admitted to her friends that I am a great guy and has never been treated so good.She is just so standoffish sometimes.I mean if she is crazy about me then why not tell me.Would giving her time and a little space be the right thing to do?

2007-06-19 21:07:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Asus P5N-E SLI NVIDIA Socket 775 ATX Motherboard.
LINK http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=2853608&Sku=A455-2322

or

Intel 975XBX2KR Intel Socket 775 ATX Motherboard

Link

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=2563503&Sku=I69-2145


Keep in mind i have a Radeon x1900GT PCI-E graphics card. 1 SATA Harddrive, 2 ATA Harddrives, 2x1gb PC2-4200 DDR2 533Mhz, 2x512mb PC2-4200 533Mhz of RAM.

Or is there a better motherboard I should be looking at for around the same price.

2007-06-19 21:07:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I only like Steve Carell a little bit but I think he is probably perfect for the role Don Adams played.

2007-06-19 21:07:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-06-19 21:06:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is wanting to have sex is a sin?if it is then why many people get married and doing it?it is allowed in the bible like God said??

2007-06-19 21:06:22 · 9 answers · asked by truth set free 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Im a little ticked off. I just started playing bf2 a wk ago after playing battlefield vietnam forever, and i ranked up to lance corporal on about the 2nd day of playing . Then i started playing like crazy and getting all the basic badges except basic knife and pistol. And getting some ribbons. I got like 25 purple hearts. However when i checked my bfhq and bf2s.com it says i have 501 points and im still private first class i think is what it called. I've been checking day after day but no update. i've gained about 20,000 points so far but no update. Will my work be deleted? Any predicitions on when it will be updated? And anyone got any hints on how to get the pistol and knife badges those are tough.

thx

2007-06-19 21:05:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

life after death

2007-06-19 21:04:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I don't, my maid does it for me!

2007-06-19 21:04:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I doubt God will give you a choice, but just say God did would you stay behind on this earth full of horrible people, or would you say to God "Lord I am ready plase take me". My desisions would be Father, please take me. I am not affraid of death. So christians what would you dicide? I have 4 children and three out fo the 4 do not need me. One of them does and her name is Rebecca who is 12. She loves coming around my place every second weekend and we have fun together, I take her out, but her things, watch tv with her, eat a good meal together, go to church together. She is saved so if I go home she is in God's hands. My other 3 are being looked after. The deparment of humas services are going to ask my other daughter Sarah who is 10 at my request if He wants to see me. I believe she does as she has not said anything to the contary. I know deep down she loves me.But she is in good care by her grand parents who are looking after her. So christians I would say take me home. What would

2007-06-19 21:04:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I know the low range of the intake air temperature sensor is 2-4k ohms but I would like to know the high range?

2007-06-19 21:04:19 · 1 answers · asked by pvalentine11 1 in Motorcycles

PLEASE ANSWER!!

2007-06-19 21:04:19 · 37 answers · asked by KrystalKlear 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-19 21:03:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health