to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his THING in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."
2007-06-19 21:15:43 · 9 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe..... good one.... but do u know wha is true courage???? Courage is coming home sloshed at 3 am in the morning and finding your wife on the doorstep waiting for you with a broom in her hand, and you say hi honey.....where u flying off to????
2007-06-19 22:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i were the husband, i would embrace her and not letting her go - to save both our lives
2007-06-20 05:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that sound like the sicko in SAW. but it's quite cool for a film. :) not so good for real. :p
2007-06-20 04:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
next time let her go for shopping,party with her friends go for aerobics and then come home so that her house will not be burnt!!!!!
2007-06-20 05:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaa good one Conan glad to see your still going
2007-06-20 05:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's scary.
2007-06-20 04:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Friendly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats fantastic!
2007-06-20 07:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch.
2007-06-20 04:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope!!
2007-06-20 04:21:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋