Shamus and Murphy fancy a couple of beers, but, between them, they can only raise a dollar. Murphy says: “Hang on a minute, I have an idea.” He goes into a butcher’s shop and comes out with a large sausage. “Are you crazy?” screams Shamus incredulously. “You’ve spent the last of our money.”
“Just follow me,” Murphy insists. He goes into the pub and orders two Guinnesses. Shamus turns white. “Now you’ve lost it,” he shrieks. “Do you know how much trouble we’re in?”
“Don’t worry,” replies Murphy. “When we’re finished, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.” The barman notices them, goes berserk and throws them out. They continue this trick, pub after pub, getting drunk for free.
At the 10th pub Shamus begs: “Murphy, tonight’s been great, but I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killin’ me!”
“How do you think I feel?” replies Murphy. “I lost the sausage in the third pub.”
2007-06-16
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