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A woman about to get married is worried her husband will be angry that she isn’t a virgin. So she asks her doctor if there’s anything he can do for her.
“Medically, I’m afraid not, but there is something you can try,” says the doctor.
“On the wedding night, when you’re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it on your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it’s the sound of your hymen snapping.”
After a wonderful wedding reception, the couple retire to their room. She places him on the bed then says she has to run to the bathroom to freshen up.
She slides the elastic band up her leg, turns off the light and excitedly jumps into bed with her husband.
The action begins, and when her husband slips it in she snaps the elastic band. “F__king hell!”? he bellows. “What was that?” The wife purrs, “Oh, nothing, that’s just my hymen snapping.”
The husband cries out, “Well snap it again! It’s got my balls!”?

2007-06-16 19:12:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Okay so I was kicked out of my ex-gfs house and the only way she would give me my stuff back was if I signed the title so she could have her name put on it. I have made all payments for a year, she has made only partial amounts and I have covered the rest. However she always threatens to take it, who has legal ownership of the car in this situation?

2007-06-16 19:12:15 · 5 answers · asked by drubiez 1 in Buying & Selling

he a real social person, likes to go out to clubs, bars. Basically he loves to dance and have a good time,and its been two weeks in a row and I havent said a thing about it yet. I really don’t have a problem with him going out, I want him to enjoy him self. but is that bad?

2007-06-16 19:12:15 · 9 answers · asked by britt-britt 1 in Singles & Dating

I mean to do something so they won't be poor anymore, like help them get better jobs, cuz you know... they have kids and kids are cute and they deserve to play with nice toys and eat good food like all the other kids.

2007-06-16 19:12:08 · 8 answers · asked by succubus 5 in Other - Society & Culture

im 15 and i been curious lately and i want to have sex just so i could know how it is because i find myself being horny and i want to experience it already

2007-06-16 19:11:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

do you think sending a dog into space is cruel? if you do tell me why.

here is a picture of laika: the first dog in space http://www.videocosmos.com/images/laika.jpg

2007-06-16 19:11:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-06-16 19:11:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

may i ask why you don't. Are you shy ??

2007-06-16 19:11:25 · 5 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-16 19:10:36 · 3 answers · asked by Gabriel P 1 in Safety

i just bought two beutiful angelfish (freshwater) yesterday, and today when i came home they were both belly up! my tank has cycled with 4 zebra danios for a month and are thriving, so the bio filter is well established...my only guess is that they came with a disease from the store, any suggestions?

p.s. i tested my water and my all my pH, NO3, NO2, GH, and KH levels are all perfect

2007-06-16 19:10:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

Just taking a poll...

Why or why not?

2007-06-16 19:10:18 · 35 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

I dug about a 2 foot hole close to my foundation for a fence post. As a dug deeper I started to notice clear water trinkling out from the exterior wall of my foundation underneath my basement. I tought I hit a water line but there is no water line in that area and it's not sewage or a drain pipe. Is this water gathered underneath my foundation.

2007-06-16 19:10:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-06-16 19:10:06 · 12 answers · asked by be my Angel :) 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I have an unusual prescription for glasses. One eye needs a much stronger prescription than the other. I am considering transitions lenses for my new glasses, but read somewhere that if each lens is different they change color at a different rate and therefore would never match. Is this true? Does anyone have any experience with this?

2007-06-16 19:09:57 · 4 answers · asked by Tina 3 in Optical

you can say as many names as you want.
who do you think are the hottest MALE celebs...?

like my two are:
1.johnny knoxville<333333333333
2.chester bennington<333333

i have more... but those are my main ones.

now what are yours?

2007-06-16 19:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by karinaa 1 in Celebrities

Can someone give me an easy-to understand lowdown of the Direc equation? (Quantum Physics)

2007-06-16 19:09:26 · 1 answers · asked by late_night_movie 1 in Physics

I know its 18, but do a lot of stores, etc. really check ID? I'm 17, by the way. And I know its bad for me, so please save it. Thanks! :-)

2007-06-16 19:09:23 · 1 answers · asked by AwesomeErik 1 in Law & Ethics

Rylie Eileen

Ashlynn Michelle

Mercedes Nicole

Jade Clara

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John Wayde

Zachary Michael

Nathan Allan

Damien Joseph


please dont tell me the boys names are old fashion.. thats why i like them!

2007-06-16 19:09:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Referring obviously to the big bang. How do you get symetry and order from an explosion--that is quite contrary to the laws of physics?
Also how would you obtain such rational and symetrical results from random evolution from bacteria?
It really seems quite too good to be true. I find this random chance theory, much harder to support and believe in, than faith in God, which seems to come naturally, man has always naturally believed in God, Why? And if you ask why my God, I ask that you refute the evidence of historical accuracy, and deny that the book of Revelation does not paint a very good picture of the world's current events.
But I would appreciate your views?

2007-06-16 19:09:16 · 10 answers · asked by Lover of God 3 in Religion & Spirituality

hello there... remember when i posted that my flower horn died two days ago? sad...=( but i bought a new fish... albino oscar.. =) anything that you would like me to do with my new fish? i don't want it to die again... my tank is 75 gs, temp of water is 25-28C. with power filter. ammonia level is good.

2007-06-16 19:09:06 · 3 answers · asked by Pyro2600 2 in Fish

I know I spelled it wrong. But I am considering having surgery for my condition and I would like to know what to expect, recovery time, pain level. That sort of thing.

2007-06-16 19:09:03 · 4 answers · asked by guy85023 3 in Other - Diseases

For me, I appreciate how he carried responsibility by going to work everyday and providing for six of us kids on one income with nothing left over for himself and never complaining about it. Good Man!

2007-06-16 19:08:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

here are some, financial, manegerial. what else?

2007-06-16 19:08:33 · 8 answers · asked by rolaine 1 in Philippines

Just wondering.. would you wait for him if your boyfriend went to jail for 2 years. why or why not?

2007-06-16 19:07:34 · 13 answers · asked by starryeyed 5 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-16 19:07:32 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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