A woman about to get married is worried her husband will be angry that she isn’t a virgin. So she asks her doctor if there’s anything he can do for her.
“Medically, I’m afraid not, but there is something you can try,” says the doctor.
“On the wedding night, when you’re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it on your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it’s the sound of your hymen snapping.”
After a wonderful wedding reception, the couple retire to their room. She places him on the bed then says she has to run to the bathroom to freshen up.
She slides the elastic band up her leg, turns off the light and excitedly jumps into bed with her husband.
The action begins, and when her husband slips it in she snaps the elastic band. “F__king hell!”? he bellows. “What was that?” The wife purrs, “Oh, nothing, that’s just my hymen snapping.”
The husband cries out, “Well snap it again! It’s got my balls!”?
2007-06-16
19:12:22
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