A woman about to get married is worried her husband will be angry that she isn’t a virgin. So she asks her doctor if there’s anything he can do for her.
“Medically, I’m afraid not, but there is something you can try,” says the doctor.
“On the wedding night, when you’re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it on your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it’s the sound of your hymen snapping.”
After a wonderful wedding reception, the couple retire to their room. She places him on the bed then says she has to run to the bathroom to freshen up.
She slides the elastic band up her leg, turns off the light and excitedly jumps into bed with her husband.
The action begins, and when her husband slips it in she snaps the elastic band. “F__king hell!”? he bellows. “What was that?” The wife purrs, “Oh, nothing, that’s just my hymen snapping.”
The husband cries out, “Well snap it again! It’s got my balls!”?
2007-06-16 19:12:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch ouch, I am not sure if my tears are from laughing so much or thinking of the pain.
2007-06-17 09:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG fantastic O-Beautiful one.I have to warn you you are so
arming me with wit and charm ,that the locals are having a hard time resisting me.. Life is Beautiful... as long as Honey is in it...
2007-06-16 21:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting, I love it. Tell some more. I wonder if the rubber band was Cherry flavored.
2007-06-16 19:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha,thats funny as h--l. I didn't snap on that until the very end.
2007-06-16 19:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I heard a slightly different version, a few years ago.
2007-06-16 21:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That explains why I woke up in hospital the morning after my wedding, just wait till I see her today..LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-16 19:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, ohhh poor dude
2007-06-16 19:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah oh man i empathize with the poor guy
2007-06-16 19:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by sexii_sanchez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok this is truly a hard riddle but i do have the answer!
the wedding was happening while the man was IN the light!
ha that was easy
2007-06-16 19:19:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha! thats funny as sh*t
that musta hurt!
poor guy's balls
2007-06-16 19:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋