A man asked his wife, "Darling,what would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything that was there, she had a go on.
Five hours later,she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with large fries and a strawberry shake. Then into a cinema, where, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets flowed. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
2007-06-16
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