A man asked his wife, "Darling,what would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything that was there, she had a go on.
Five hours later,she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with large fries and a strawberry shake. Then into a cinema, where, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets flowed. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
2007-06-16 05:17:43 · 40 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
your cool =)
2007-06-20 02:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy and grants them both a wish. wife wishes for a luxury cruise for 2 and true to form with a flash o light 2 tickets magically appear in her hands. Husband says, sorry my love, I wish is to have a wife 30yrs younger than me. So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92. Moral of the story is; MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BARSTEWARDS SHOULD REMEMBER - FAIRIES ARE FECKING FEMALE
2007-06-23 10:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by sassy 01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I wasn't expecting the punch line.
2007-06-23 13:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MIssunderstanding. Dear husband be careful next time.
2007-06-21 21:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-06-23 23:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by sno_queen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she did say ' i would love to be 10 again' not a ten!?!
2007-06-23 08:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by ( |-| 3 r R y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL< I gave you a STAR!!! That was soo funny! So much for being a size 10 again! Thanks for the joke!♥
2007-06-16 06:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by asianprincess21 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i wanna be 8 again
2007-06-24 03:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by courtycourt d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like this one! LOl.
Classic!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-18 17:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm 10 years old.
2007-06-16 10:32:41 · answer #10 · answered by red rose 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I thought this was great, very funny
2007-06-20 15:16:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋