The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist - were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:
Dear Friends,
We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed and the electric shock was onlhy a minor setback, but, by god, I'm going to kill the guy who put anaesthetic in the Vaseline!"
2007-06-12
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