The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist - were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:
Dear Friends,
We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed and the electric shock was onlhy a minor setback, but, by god, I'm going to kill the guy who put anaesthetic in the Vaseline!"
2007-06-12 01:14:29 · 19 answers · asked by ۞ Paulino ۞ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is I have heard it before!
2007-06-12 01:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant! Cheers mate!
2007-06-12 01:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by Taddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 13:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is as old as the hills, maybe older...but it still gives me a chuckle.
2007-06-12 01:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by Hot Stuff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! It made me fell off my chair!!! lol!!! That was funny. Here's a star for you!!!
2007-06-12 01:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one.
2007-06-12 01:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO LMAO LMAO goooooooood one lol
2007-06-12 01:34:33 · answer #7 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. The dentist did it all.
2007-06-12 01:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by DJ101 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha. i can imagine them worn out cause they cant feel anything. ahaha
2007-06-12 01:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha i like...
2007-06-12 01:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by opal fruit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋