2007-06-11 16:28:33 · 8 answers · asked by locodroid 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
I'm very pale. I live in Michigan, and it is summertime right now, and I would really like to get tan. My friend and I lie by the pool for a while, but apparently not long enough for me to get a light tan. How long does it take to get a light to medium tan?
2007-06-11 16:28:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore
YA is bringing companies (some kind of advertising) to evaluate the answers on some categories. Do you agree with this new idea?
2007-06-11 16:28:25 · 12 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Religion & Spirituality
Training day, Departed, Narc, Dirty, Dark Blue? good ones?
2007-06-11 16:28:25 · 8 answers · asked by Felepe 4 in Movies
For home entertainment.
Anything else I should know?
2007-06-11 16:28:24 · 4 answers · asked by stupidity_of_pride 4 in Home Theater
2007-06-11 16:28:17 · 5 answers · asked by scott c 1 in Law & Legal
What types of dreams do you have?
Deja vu dreams
Dreams of the past
Dreams based on things you've experienced or seen
Dreams in which your mind takes what you've seen and done and makes it all into somehing really weird
Also,have you ever realized you were in a dream and began messing around and doing weird things?I do that all the time.If you please,could you give me one example of a crazy dream you have had?Here is one of mine:
Anyways,I had a dream I was a merdog.Part mermaid,part dog.I met this mermaid I became friends with.We both went on this crazy adventure.First we bumped into a giant hamburger that ate my friend and when he went number 2 she came out a huge beetle.She turned back into a mermaid and we hopped over a whole bunch of fences.I was scared and excited thinking we would get caught in the backyards of the owners of the houses.We arrived at a big purple gouse.We went into the backyard and fought a bunch of robotic spiders.When we got inside she gave me a...
2007-06-11 16:28:16 · 1 answers · asked by no 2 in Dream Interpretation
2007-06-11 16:28:12 · 15 answers · asked by «G6260» 6 in Wrestling
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What do blondes and cow poop have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it...
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!
2007-06-11 16:28:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
What are you listening to? I'm listening to the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack. (Is that dorky?)
2007-06-11 16:27:47 · 46 answers · asked by k-ma; <3 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-06-11 16:27:47 · 20 answers · asked by Naushir M 1 in Basketball
Where can I leave my pictus catfish where it can stay in a salt bath for ten days without my cat touching it? If I leave it in the small aquarium I think it will stress and how much salt do I use? I'm a begginer sort of speaking and don't know what to do with ich and aquarium salt!!! *sob*
2007-06-11 16:27:43 · 6 answers · asked by lupelaugeher 2 in Fish
My mom was diaognosed with cancer 4 weeks ago but 2 weeks ago she had sugery and she had a lot of stuff taken out of her stomach so shes been going to the bathroom every 15 minutes and next week she has to go through kemo so my question is about 2 weeks ago i started having sleeping problems like for 2 weeks now i won't be able to sleep until 7 am if i try before 7 i cant at all sleep no matter if i take sleeping pills i still cant sleep until 7 am exactly do i have insomnia from all of these things going on or what if someone could help that would be good
2007-06-11 16:27:41 · 7 answers · asked by Brenden H 1 in Other - General Health Care
2007-06-11 16:27:38 · 26 answers · asked by jboy 2 in International Organizations
There is a girl I work with that isn't very attractive but I flirt with her all the time. She likes it she says it feels good that someone is paying attention to her.. It gives her confidence both of us are married she is happy in her marriage most of the time I am not but that is a different story LOL. But is it worn to tell her she is sexy when she isn't. I am doing it to boost her confidence.
2007-06-11 16:27:32 · 23 answers · asked by ♫Rock'n'Rob♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys
I have 8 kids, The Problem is that 3 of them dont like them. swhat should i do. and also a single father. all 8 of them live with me in a i live in a govt house because i have no time to work. because i need to take care of my babys who are 20,18,16,14,13,11,10,8
the 22 year old is in jail will come back soon
2007-06-11 16:27:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family
i am in shape and take potassium pills but i still cramp up.
2007-06-11 16:27:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health
2007-06-11 16:27:20 · 5 answers · asked by Folami L 1 in Small Business
2007-06-11 16:27:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
seriously...everyweek i see a question like WIll yankees make it to play-off?...
i think that it really doesnt matter...even though yankees have a all-star line up...yankees r not "super" team...who cares if they dont make it to play-off...and we are only in MONTH OF MAY..start posting those questions during MONTH OF SEPTEMBER...god
2007-06-11 16:27:09 · 23 answers · asked by Frankie 2 in Baseball
2007-06-11 16:26:54 · 5 answers · asked by ilikesoftails 1 in Cats
I know someone who only talks about 1 thing. He loves a certain sport and that is all he can talk about. It drives me crazy! Anytime I talk to him about any other subject, he always answers it with a reference to the sport he loves. This is not normal and it is making me ill! This type of behavior has got to be a certain type of pyshcological problem! I hope you know the answer!
2007-06-11 16:26:48 · 5 answers · asked by Rondi 7 in Psychology
Purple, gray, black, pink, and either red or orange.
Black and purple not as much of main colors.
What colors would look together if these don't? Please use some of my original colors if you have a new idea.
I am a teen, so I hope that helps you decide if these are the right colors. Thanks in advance, I hope......=P
2007-06-11 16:26:46 · 11 answers · asked by Schrödinger the Cat 6 in Decorating & Remodeling
2007-06-11 16:26:32 · 11 answers · asked by private n 2 in Other - United States
2007-06-11 16:26:26 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys
On a scale of one to ten tell me what she is.... http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/4182/picture1gb0.jpg
and also : http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8939/picture2nr5.jpg
2007-06-11 16:26:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health
what are your first thought?
2007-06-11 16:26:12 · 5 answers · asked by DEPTX 1 in Polls & Surveys
I want to be a actress when I grow up and Do you guys have any tips?
2007-06-11 16:26:10 · 5 answers · asked by UNKNOWN! 1 in Theater & Acting
That one day u know that all yours sins has been paid for and only because you denied JESUS u are reject.
Its like one day you realize that the judge has set you free expect that you never know you have been freed and staying in the jail wishing you were free until a day came when everyone in the jail has to be executed.
JESUS loves you.Have u recieved JESUS for the forgiveness of your sins?
John 3:16[kjv] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
so when we believe in JESUS we have eternal life.JESUS lived a sinless life and gave up his life as a sacrifice so we can be sin free. Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with the blood JESUS shed on the cross.
With a simple prayer like above u can be saved.JESUS loves u and wants u to be saved.
scripture taken from www.bible.com.other knowledge from GOD,bible and christian resources.
2007-06-11 16:25:29 · 21 answers · asked by Emmanuel 4 in Religion & Spirituality
Me and my husband can't figure which name to put for our son we want to use theses Names. Tell me which ones you like.
Adrian Dominic
Adrian Alexander
Damien Alexander
Dominic Alexander ( His sister named her baby recently Dominica so idonot know about Dominic)
2007-06-11 16:25:23 · 41 answers · asked by xoxo 2 in Baby Names
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