All categories - 3 June 2007

2007-06-03 19:33:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-06-03 19:32:52 · 15 answers · asked by sid 2 in Words & Wordplay

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."

2007-06-03 19:32:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I once had a friend tell me this when we were a bit inebriated and was just wondering if anyone else does that.

2007-06-03 19:32:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:32:30 · 47 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

True or False: Breathing and respiration are the same thing. Explain completely!

2007-06-03 19:32:23 · 5 answers · asked by Sarah S 3 in Other - Science

There are phisicians,eye docters,dentests,dermotolagist,and other specilizations but animal docters[vetrerinarians]dont as much they do almost every thing with every animal specie but those humans do that one one specie human and have diffrent areas.Why?correct me if im wrong coz i heard of exotic vets,vetreninary surgens or dentests.Im not sure im ignorent in this area im just guesing.Is it possible that vets also specilize in certain areas?

2007-06-03 19:31:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

I feel like a suck-up with it on there...

2007-06-03 19:31:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

True or False: Breathing and respiration are the same thing. Explain completely!

2007-06-03 19:31:20 · 11 answers · asked by Sarah S 3 in Homework Help

When you die, and find out that you were wrong about hell, would you want God to send a messenger to warn your family and friends?

2007-06-03 19:31:00 · 17 answers · asked by Dwayne 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Basically both the audio and video are jumpy whilst I am uploading or downloading things to a second used hard drive I got about a year ago

2007-06-03 19:30:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

I've just wallpapered my bedroom its mauve (light purple) with a dark purple feauture wall with a silver and purple border, just on the feauture wall. The furnitures mostly wooden. I can't decide what color to pick for my curtains, any ideas?

2007-06-03 19:30:54 · 19 answers · asked by adg 2 in Decorating & Remodeling

I'm 23, male, in love to someone. Can I now marry? I run my family's business and got a nice income.

2007-06-03 19:30:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

i live in dubai my whole life and m planning to go there ...

2007-06-03 19:30:30 · 2 answers · asked by samo0o0r 1 in Other - Europe

203 days to go, anybody started buying gifts yet. and what do you hope to get this year.

2007-06-03 19:30:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Valentine's Day

when trying determine the net ionic eq. of:
Fe(OH)3 + HNO(aq)---> Fe(NO3)3 + H2O?

2007-06-03 19:30:25 · 2 answers · asked by Life Dynamics 2 in Chemistry

I was just curious once and the person took it so hard. I was yelled at. I wasn't going to argue or anything.

2007-06-03 19:30:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I am thinking of naming him Bob.

"He who has not accepted Bob as Lord cannot enter the kingdom of heaven." Jennifer 17:30

Are you sure you want to risk not believing in Bob?

2007-06-03 19:29:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-03 19:29:34 · 13 answers · asked by we will never come agine 2 in Philosophy

A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall. In fact he had so many beans, he needed to unload them somehow.

With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided that would be a good venue to reach more people.

With this in mind he went to the local TV station to speak with the advertising manager.
T
he farmer said, "I would like to purchase a minute or two during the Super Bowl to advertise my wonderful beans. I have such a bountiful crop of beans of all kinds; pinto beans, lima beans, navy beans, red beans..."

The sales manager said, "OK, OK, I get the message. And what would you be able to pay for this amount of prime advertising time?"

The farmer scratched his beard, looked off, then said, very solemnly, "I'd be willing to go as high as $300 to reach those folks."

"$300?" the manager yelled, "You must be out of your mind!!! The current sponsors pay through the nose to get the exposure of the Super Bowl! For example, the makers of Kotex pay MILLIONS of dollars to reach the audience!"

The farmer very evenly replied, "I'm sure that's right. But those people are out for blood. I'm just farting around."

2007-06-03 19:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I found a brand of sparkling water that I really like- it helps me increase my daily liquid intake without any of the unhealthy calories or sugar that is in soda. But it is sweetened by Splenda. I was always told that sugar substitutes can cause cancer. Is this true? And if so, how?

2007-06-03 19:29:12 · 3 answers · asked by Nina U 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

i really need some ideas for my sweet 16 which is next month i want to have a HAWAIIAN LUAU PARTY..i think that would be cool..but like what color should everyone wear..im ganna have it in my backyard which is a decent size and i have a decent size pool..but any other ideas i dont want people to get bored easily please help.

2007-06-03 19:29:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

I have been having a regular period for the past 2 years on the 28th of each month. Last month thought was really strange. On the 25th and 26th i had light spotting which stopped. Then on the 29 i bled like a regular period until the 31st. I'm nauseated all the time. Have back pains and the smell of some foods even the ones I love make me sick. Can I possibly be pregnant even with a period???

2007-06-03 19:29:00 · 8 answers · asked by lichelle22 1 in Women's Health

2007-06-03 19:28:53 · 2 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Cooking & Recipes

my period hasnt been normal for two months. ive been bloted sometimes and my boobs hurt off and on. and ive been having the nasuae in the morning but no vomit.

2007-06-03 19:28:43 · 9 answers · asked by anamara_88 1 in Pregnancy

2007-06-03 19:28:36 · 18 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

So I invent a space ship (with no windows) that can travel at 0.9999c. I aim it right towards the sun and take off. Assuming I can steer out of the way before I hit the sun, I would still be dead from the intense radiation poisoning from the visible light that was likely blue-shifted into the gamma-ray spectrum, right? Since gamma rays can penetrate metal objects, the fact that the spaceship had no windows doesn't help me.

But in the frame of reference of someone on earth, how would you explain how the normal, visible light from the sun caused me to die, since they would not have seen gamma rays entering my spaceship from their stationary reference frame?

2007-06-03 19:27:53 · 3 answers · asked by figaro1912 3 in Physics

* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.


* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.


* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.


* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.


* She retains more water than Lake Superior.


* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."


* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.


* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"


* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.


* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.

2007-06-03 19:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This is the President the Republicans voted for.
Are you able to sleep at night knowing that you created a blood thirsty monster?

2007-06-03 19:27:18 · 11 answers · asked by Magma H 6 in Military

2007-06-03 19:26:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits