A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."
2007-06-03 19:32:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, classic!
2007-06-04 10:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
that hilarious
my friend knows the blind man
2007-06-09 22:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by dynasty_morre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, another great joke man, I'm looking at all of your jokes, how can I be added to your fans and contact list!?
2007-06-05 23:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Bewar A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great joke! It caught me totally off guard! I was expecting a reference to seafood!
Have another star!
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2007-06-04 02:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh!!what an unpredictable end.You earn my star.Do keep those jokes coming.
2007-06-10 09:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! are all blind ppl so smart?
2007-06-10 05:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA Sue is going to get it HAHAHAHA
But not from her husband anymore HAHAHA
2007-06-04 07:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my lmao wish i could make that little surprised face lol :-o there close enough. star for u!!!
2007-06-04 02:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Wait...how did he know that..and how come her underwear smells..thats probably not good..lol
2007-06-04 02:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-06-04 02:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋