A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall. In fact he had so many beans, he needed to unload them somehow.
With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided that would be a good venue to reach more people.
With this in mind he went to the local TV station to speak with the advertising manager.
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he farmer said, "I would like to purchase a minute or two during the Super Bowl to advertise my wonderful beans. I have such a bountiful crop of beans of all kinds; pinto beans, lima beans, navy beans, red beans..."
The sales manager said, "OK, OK, I get the message. And what would you be able to pay for this amount of prime advertising time?"
The farmer scratched his beard, looked off, then said, very solemnly, "I'd be willing to go as high as $300 to reach those folks."
"$300?" the manager yelled, "You must be out of your mind!!! The current sponsors pay through the nose to get the exposure of the Super Bowl! For example, the makers of Kotex pay MILLIONS of dollars to reach the audience!"
The farmer very evenly replied, "I'm sure that's right. But those people are out for blood. I'm just farting around."
2007-06-03 19:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All Right!! You made me burst out laughing this time! I admit it! Happy now?!!
LOL. LOL. LOL.
2007-06-05 15:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swedish meatballs would be a great addition to a Super Bowl party. There are multiple recipes on the internet. The meatballs can be done in a crock pot so all the mess is one dish. This will allow the meatballs to stay warm throughout the party too. And this dish can be stabbed with a toothpick and consumed in front of the tv so you don't miss any big plays. Any football finatic will greatly appreciate this (: You could also do hot dog bites wrapped in bacon and cooked low and slow in a sweet barbecue sauce. They make something called cocktail weiners which are basically small hot dogs and perfect for this reicpe. Nachos are also a party favorite. You could make little nacho bites by taking a Scoops Tortilla Chip and filling with seasoned meat, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. Put them in the oven long enough to melt the cheese right before serving. This would be a great way to prevent a huge mess of nachos and once again very easy to grab and go watch the game.
2016-05-20 23:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good! 9/10!
2007-06-10 06:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-06-09 19:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by outtahere4ever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!a great one,dude.thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-10 20:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what happens with beans
2007-06-10 05:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was cuteeeeeeee!!! lol star for u again
2007-06-03 19:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Very amusing!
2007-06-03 19:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very very funny
2007-06-09 05:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!! Good job!! here's a star!
2007-06-10 08:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by charks love 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋