* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
* She retains more water than Lake Superior.
* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.
* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
2007-06-03 19:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's pretty funny.
2007-06-10 11:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by outtahere4ever 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO! 10+ OUT OF 10 and a Star for you!
I've actually seen a few of those and lived to tell about it!
Keep up the good work
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2007-06-03 19:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the easiest star I have given all day. "Diet Coke" Chuckle, chuckle ! ! !
2007-06-10 02:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Kudos! That's a 10*
............and You've Done It Again! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-05 15:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...she stops anging around with men (Post Male Syndrome).
2007-06-03 20:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! that is hilarious!!! 5 Stars
2007-06-10 19:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-09 10:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Felix 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, Ha, my man agrees with you! xo
2007-06-04 10:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u just describeed my mom
lol
2007-06-10 04:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by dynasty_morre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-10 03:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Shawn G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋