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There was this blonde traveling down the road.She saw,in here rear view mirror,that a police officer was telling her to stop.She pulled over and asked the police officer what was wrong.He drew a circle in the dirt and told her to stand inside.Then he went to the car to call in the arrest.When he looked up he saw that she was dyin' laughin'.He said to here,"What is so funny?"She replied,"Nothing."This went on for a good while then he looked up and saw that she was laughing so hard she could barely stand.He said,"What is so funny?"She replied again,"When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

2007-05-24 11:05:15 · 12 answers · asked by crharris01 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I know that like if I were to say "that meal is meant for me" I would just say.. that.. but when I say "that meal is meant for me and Dan" is it grammatically incorrect to say "that meal is meant for Dan and me"?

2007-05-24 11:05:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I have a persistent bacterial infection that will not go away. I am hygienic, I know about wearing clothes that allow my vagina to breath (no spandex!!) wiping habits and what not, but it will NOT go away for anything. Is it possible I am getting it right back from my man?? My Dr says NO, yet his old Dr said it CAN pass that way. Anyone have any idea? Thanks!!

2007-05-24 11:05:09 · 11 answers · asked by ·¶¤å ± 1 in STDs

Hey yo!.

Im a guy
and i was just thinking about getting my lip pierced

But there are some people who i wouldn't want to find out that i have it. can you see the hole when its out at all?

and how much pain does it cause?

2007-05-24 11:05:04 · 3 answers · asked by dfgsdf 1 in Other - Skin & Body

i have an integrated geforce 6150, and i want a good video card for world of warcraft. is that one good?...do you know a better one that isnt too pricey?

2007-05-24 11:04:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

check this out: National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive was signed buy George W. Bush on May 9th didn't even bother to go to Congress or make a press, the media didn't know about it either, this makes him extremely powerful in case of a "catastrophic emergency" makes him a "dictator" because by this the President alone can make all decisions even stop the elections and bypassing the Congress I smell civil war what about you?

2007-05-24 11:04:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

What do guys tell tel girlfriends they love them and they are so beautiful but when they break up he says he never ment what he ever said?!

2007-05-24 11:04:50 · 10 answers · asked by Kayla 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a '57 Chevy restored to original (almost). The car is Madador Red with a red/white interior. The code says it should be a silver/red interior. I love the red/white interior I have and it is exactly the same pattern/buttons as the silver/red. It needs to be replaced, but I can't find the red/white only can find the silver/red, which I do not want because I would also have to change the side panels. Does anyone know where I can get another set of the red/white seat covers?

2007-05-24 11:04:42 · 1 answers · asked by kingsley 6 in Chevrolet

I am a 15 year old boy and I need to get taller.

2007-05-24 11:04:42 · 5 answers · asked by jimmyjohnson 1 in Other - Health

2007-05-24 11:04:32 · 7 answers · asked by Pepper's Mommy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Plz be real...dont just pick your team for the hell of it!!!!!!!
personally i think its the Pats

2007-05-24 11:04:27 · 30 answers · asked by *Killer B's* 5 in Football (American)

im just wondering cuz my husband used to take vicodens and would get all messed up and now he was subscribed darveset.or however u spell it.i dont like when he gets like that thats y im askin.

2007-05-24 11:04:21 · 4 answers · asked by kahlien05 1 in Alternative Medicine

2007-05-24 11:04:17 · 5 answers · asked by Merlin 1 in Astronomy & Space

I know he's good at home, but is he worth a roster spot if I can only start him at home games?

My Roster:
SP Aaron Harang (Cin - SP)
SP Chien-Ming Wang (NYY - SP)
RP Francisco Rodríguez (LAA - RP)
RP Salomón Torres (Pit - RP)
P Justin Verlander (Det - SP)
P Al Reyes (TB-RP)
P James Shields (TB -SP)
BN Jeremy Accardo-(Tor-RP)
BN Tim Lincecum (SF-SP)
BN- Nate Robertson (Det - SP)
BN Ervin Santana (LAA - SP)
BN Boof Bonser (Min - SP)
Batters:
C Kenji Johjima (Sea - C)
1B Prince Fielder (Mil - 1B)
2B Rickie Weeks (Mil - 2B)
3B Álex Rodríguez (NYY - 3B)
SS Derek Jeter (NYY - SS)
OF Vernon Wells (Tor - OF)
OF Magglio Ordóñez (Det - OF)
OF Eric Byrnes (Ari - OF)
Util JJ Hardy (Mil - SS)
Util Hunter Pence (Stl- OF)
DL Akinori Iwamura (TB - 3B)

Roto, 12 man league. Stat categories are R, HR, RBI, SB, AVG, W, CG, SHO, SV, K, ERA, WHIP

Should I drop him? I have a trade proposed for dicek by giving up Hardy and Santana but it depended on Santana's start today, and he got destroyed.

2007-05-24 11:04:15 · 4 answers · asked by Steven 3 in Fantasy Sports

2007-05-24 11:03:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Haha does this sound weird? I dont know.. well yeah. Would you prefer a girl to be fit but skinny, or like skinny with no muscle at all.

2007-05-24 11:03:50 · 18 answers · asked by HiLovely 3 in Singles & Dating

1. Which of the following groups listed below are subsets of the Irrational Numbers?
Rational Numbers 1
Real Numbers 2
Natural Numbers 3
Whole Numbers 4
Integers 5



All of the subsets listed are subsets of the Irrational Numbers.
I, III, IV, and V only
I only
None of the subsets listed are subsets of the Irrational Numbers.

2007-05-24 11:03:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

he is not moving his back legs and is acting very weird. he has a small lumpon his back between his legs... Help please

2007-05-24 11:03:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

I am becoming more and more concerned - especially judging from the vitriolic comments and questions that I often read here on Answers - that we Americans are letting our political differences polarize this country. I love a good political argument and can joke with the best of them - but people seem to be increasingly hateful toward the "other side" whether it be liberal or conservative. What can we Americans do to encourage meaningful discourse without the hatred? Do we really want to become like some other countries where the various religions and political factions literally battle each other in the streets? Does anyone else think the line we have drawn between "red and blue" is hurting this country? Any suggestions on what can be done to bring us together so that we can work to make America a better place for all?

2007-05-24 11:03:43 · 16 answers · asked by arkiemom 6 in Politics

okay,here's the problem. i like this really cute guy. and i asked him out. but he doesn't want anyone to know we're going out. and it's bugging me b/c we both like each other. but it's kinda making me curious about why he doesn't want anyone to know about us. what do i do?? i really don't want to break up with him.

2007-05-24 11:03:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Where could i find a 12 guage junior shotgun for $500 or less?

2007-05-24 11:03:22 · 5 answers · asked by afg angel 1 in Hunting

We were learning about mutations in Biology class, and Marfan Syndrome really sounded a lot like me. Here are some things that may be considered symptoms?

-My shoulders are EXTREMELY flexible. I can do really, really weird stuff. (example: touch my elbows together behind my back.)

-I have a very large frame. I'm 5'9, 14 years old, and I have long arms and fingers.

-I get weird blackouts in my eyes a lot. Whenever I stand up from sitting for a long period of time, I completely black out for a few seconds and can't see anything. [I don't know if this has anything to do with it or not, but I remember it had something to do with the eyes.]

Do I perhaps have a mild case?

2007-05-24 11:02:57 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Diseases

Like as if...someone wants to cheat with you?

2007-05-24 11:02:33 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I have good credit and i have been paying extra each month on my car note. If i refinance will that benefit me and will I pay less each month.

2007-05-24 11:02:30 · 3 answers · asked by Sheena T 1 in Buying & Selling

Why did the ancient Roman Civilization crumble? What could the empire have done differently to have avoided their imminent collapse? Were their military forces stretched too far? Thanks all!

2007-05-24 11:02:26 · 10 answers · asked by soobielover26 3 in History

Is it sane to assume that Noah would abandon such an achievement, leaving it fully intact after he stepped off?

Honestly, it makes more sense to me that Noah would take it apart using scraps of wood to build a new home in this new world. He also had 3 sons who needed new homes. On top of that, he probably needed some firewood.

Why would Noah go to all the trouble of harvesting more lumber for 4 new homes, a dog house, and various other household items when he had all of the wood right there?

While we're at it, how about the holy grail. You know how often people break drinking glasses? It's nearly impossible to keep one intact for a couple decades much less thousands of years. What makes people think they can look under every rock and eventually find a magical cup?

2007-05-24 11:02:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

:)

2007-05-24 11:02:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because my parents are still convinced it works but I am getting embarrassed by their attempts now.

2007-05-24 11:02:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

e University of Rhodesia.His late father passed away in ?1986 or 1987.His mother was Phillipa Berlin.( passed away in a helicopter accident in 1981 in the Makuti area of Zimbabwe.Had a brother called Brian and sisters Mariam and Tessa

If he is stil somewhere in New Zealand ,he will remeber that they used to live at number 7 Farthing Hill Close in the Borrowdale area of the then Salisbury now Zimbabwe
Dr.Christie did his housemanship at the then Andrew Fleming Hospital (Parerinyatwa) in Harare,Zimbabwe then Rhodesia
Could anyone help?.

2007-05-24 11:01:50 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors