Newfie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Psssst, Twenty dollars . ." she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute or so, when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wifie!," he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," says the newfie, "neider did I, til you shined dat damn
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2007-05-15
13:19:07
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