Newfie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Psssst, Twenty dollars . ." she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute or so, when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wifie!," he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," says the newfie, "neider did I, til you shined dat damn
flashlight
2007-05-15 13:19:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not sure if you just wanted your joke read or someone to post their own, but here goes nothing:
(you say this:)
"there were three flies in house today, two males and a female."
(you wait for someone to ask:)
"how could you tell {what the sex is}?"
(you reply:)
"one was on the phone and two on a can of beer."
*I don't remember exactly how it goes, but it's something close to this.*
2007-05-15 13:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by shaymayca1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-15 14:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I appreciate the humour, but it is in poor taste, to suggest a man would be unfaithful to his wife, with a "hooker". I hope you find the love of God and Christ's redemption for your sins.
2007-05-15 13:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats pretty funny
2007-05-15 13:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats great. I love it man
2007-05-15 13:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-05-15 13:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Nice.
I should do that to the boy sometime...
2007-05-15 13:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-05-15 13:30:48 · answer #8 · answered by Chocolate for The Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...i guess...i didnt laugh or anything but...i guess it was a "lol".
not a "lmao" or a "rofl" and definitely not a "roflmao"...
2007-05-15 13:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny his wifes a whore haha
2007-05-15 13:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋