All categories - 11 May 2007

Joke: Indian Telephone Operator


Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The Manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

*I just copied this joke.... No offense to Indians :) peace:)

2007-05-11 20:33:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't usually ask for me, but.....yeah.....

2007-05-11 20:33:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In my city a lot of laptops are stolen from cars even though these laptops have been concealed under seats, shopping items. Totally invisible - but thievies are able to identify cars with these lap tops. And they are stolen. The theory making its way around the city is that thievies have a sensor gadget that that identify lithium ion batteries and as a result can pinpoint devices that uses these batteries be it phones or laptops. I'm no technical person. But is there such a thing in this world. If so what can be done to blunt this ? Thanks.

2007-05-11 20:32:56 · 2 answers · asked by pacifist 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

I am asking why because I lived in South Korea in my teen years and I am Buddhist. I was liveing there because my gradmother was dieing of cancer. Twice our temple was burnt down by Evangelists and Protestants. both on a missany from the United States. and I want to know why they burnt down our Temples

2007-05-11 20:32:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My husband is out of state for his job so we are not together. He called me earlier to let me know that he will be out with his co-workers and told me not to worry & that I can call him anytime. But I got upset at him. So, now I called his cellphone & he won't pick up. Although, he doesn't have a history of cheating ( thank goodness) but I hate it when guys go out because they go to bars and drink and who knows what else happen. He's with co-workers who are also married but I don't trust guys especially when they're out drinking. I don't drink at all & I always have a bad impression on married men who go to bars and drink. He told me his co-workers name & I also tried calling his co-worker to see if they're together but his co-workers phone is OFF. Do I need to worry? What could they possibly be doing and talking about for hours? Maybe they're at a club or nude bar. I really hate to think worst. Help. Thanks.

2007-05-11 20:31:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

In my city a lot of laptops are stolen from cars even though these laptops have been concealed under seats, shopping items. Totally invisible - but thievies are able to identify cars with these lap tops. And they are stolen. The theory making its way around the city is that thievies have a sensor gadget that that identify lithium ion batteries and as a result can pinpoint devices that uses these batteries be it phones or laptops. I'm no technical person. But is there such a thing in this world. If so what can be done to blunt this ? Thanks.

2007-05-11 20:31:43 · 1 answers · asked by pacifist 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

Can an1 tell me why at front of the spoon we see our face upside down and on the back portion of the spoon, our face right or regular !!! ?????????

2007-05-11 20:31:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The house is a 4 bedroom detached house and is 20 years old. We've been here for 2 years. Some are wose than others, mostly upstairs. Help would be greatly appreciated.

2007-05-11 20:31:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

It is currently 3:22 am I'm eating fried chicken dipping in hot sauce, jambalaya and drinking a pepsi,,,, in a scale of 1 to 10 (1 = healthy and 10 = unhealthy) how would you rate me?

Note:
just to clarify this is not my usual eating habits. i run and swim at least 4-5 times a week. but still that damn chicken with hot sauce is good!! (the food came from Popeye's)

2007-05-11 20:31:25 · 6 answers · asked by Denny 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-11 20:31:03 · 6 answers · asked by Dirk von Pelvis 1 in History

my live-in boyfriend of 2 years has diagnosed with cancer 4 months ago, he is under treatement now, seems to be successful, however the doctor said he may not live pass 10 years as cancer can come back even after remission. We are both 27 years old, I am very scared to witness him 'dying' one day, I am not strong enough to go thru this. Its not that i don't love him, maybe i love him too much, i can't handle his death one day, should i leave or stay? he has a family who could take care of him, also he eats crappy food and doesn't exercise which doesn't help his health

2007-05-11 20:31:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

2007-05-11 20:31:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-05-11 20:30:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

I just love GWB and AB!!!

2007-05-11 20:30:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-11 20:29:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

myself and my girlfriend are heading back to vegas this june and have reservations at the mgm grand in a newly renovated "west wing" room. I know these rooms are very nice(friend stayed there last mnth) but i'd like to know if its posible to get a suite or special type room with a jacuzzi perhaps by generating a tip at the front desk, thanks.

2007-05-11 20:29:46 · 6 answers · asked by roycebannon 1 in Las Vegas

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2007-05-11 20:29:35 · 6 answers · asked by oooh... 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Just cant really figure it out.

2007-05-11 20:28:40 · 2 answers · asked by dwijesh91 1 in Books & Authors

2007-05-11 20:28:13 · 8 answers · asked by Dirk von Pelvis 1 in Military

Would you date a girl that wore make-up? Even if they wore a lot or less?

2007-05-11 20:27:59 · 13 answers · asked by RavenBlack 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-05-11 20:27:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anthony M 4 in Elections

2007-05-11 20:27:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

In John 8:12 Jesus says, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in dark but shall have the light of life.

Here is a slight problem that arises to some, of which, they see as a contradiction when reading Matthew 5:14.

Jesus says to the disciples; Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.

Skeptics question, how can Jesus be the light of the world and the disciples as well?



The Hoopers - The Cross Noe Is Empty

http://gospel-wings-of-an-eagle4.com/The_Hoppers_The_Cross_Now_Is_Empty.mp3

2007-05-11 20:27:04 · 11 answers · asked by n_007pen 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-11 20:26:04 · 5 answers · asked by chcklsgrl89 1 in Cats

There is a girl who is the daughter of aphrodite and she is destined to marry hades son ( a vampire) and be changed into a vamp and defend the kingdom.

2007-05-11 20:25:53 · 7 answers · asked by calitexchick94 1 in Mythology & Folklore

to swallow?

2007-05-11 20:25:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm currently attending med school and there's this guy in my class who I've been dating for the past 4 months. Well, I go up to talk to him at school today, and he totally ignores me and doesn't even look at me. And then he sends me this email "we need to talk." And then he comes over and dumps me. I have a twin sister who's also in the same class, and she told me not to start seeing him when I first started school a year ago, but he kept persuing me and I actually took a risk. I should have listened. I am really sad now and can't study or eat. I'm 22 and he's 24 and this was my first relationship. I am a Christian and don't believe in anything pre-marital but he sure does. He told me that he didn't have feelings for me when he broke up with me and that we weren't compatible. Do you think it was my personality? Do guys see good girls as boring? I feel really sick because I have to see him every day in class for the next year and it's really going to affect my studies.

2007-05-11 20:25:40 · 7 answers · asked by Jenn S 1 in Singles & Dating

or would you have been like the traitor who wanted to get plugged back in?

2007-05-11 20:25:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have the old Xbox and was wondering if the games from the old system would look better on the new? Thanks.

2007-05-11 20:24:55 · 10 answers · asked by whowhat? 4 in Xbox