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Joke: Indian Telephone Operator


Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The Manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

*I just copied this joke.... No offense to Indians :) peace:)

2007-05-11 20:33:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

I LOVED IT, YOU GET A STAR!

2007-05-11 21:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by MegTheKeg 4 · 1 0

Yep, I've talked to old Mujibar several times. I also got to talk to his wife a few times.

Good joke in spite of being true.

doc

2007-05-11 21:22:01 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Hudson 7 · 1 0

The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, Hu @ss’s Fa king? Hu? Poxy! Ohkay! "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once a more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." You pink I No Speaka de English?
















































I'm a justa tellin' my frienda Poxy how to spell Mississippi."

2007-05-11 21:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

No offence to Indians but that was funny!

2007-05-11 21:53:02 · answer #4 · answered by Me! 2 · 1 0

haha! i get a guy like that calling me every other day...

2007-05-11 20:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by babygirl_of_texas 4 · 0 1

Not very funny.

2007-05-11 22:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 2 · 0 1

hello, bysire. i am indian, and i do not like this joke...

2007-05-11 20:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by Calvary 2 · 0 1

lol. good one! u get a star

2007-05-11 20:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by littlesister121 3 · 0 1

cool

2007-05-11 20:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Random Dude 3 · 0 1

nice funny one!

2007-05-11 20:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by Joshua K 2 · 0 1

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