All categories - 24 April 2007

Hilary and her driver were going through the countryside when thry hit a cow. Her driver went in while Hilary sat in her car doing her political stuff. He was in there 1 hour before he came out. He got back out and Hilary was a little mad.
"Why were you in there so long?!" She asked.
"I dunno. I just told them something then they were giving me cigars and champagne and kissin' me." He replied.
"What did you tell them?"
"I'm Hilary Clinton's driver and the old cow's dead."

2007-04-24 03:08:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My 98 1.6L 170,000 miles LX (d16Y7) civic seems to take twiceas long to start in the morning. I change the batterylast month(14.5 volt while car running, Change sparkplugs, new air filter, new fuel filter, new pcv valvelast week. Replaced wires, cap, rotor last year they look ok and measure within spec. I even use fuel injector cleaner does not seem to help the problem. I also notice that a trace of coolant under the distributor so I change out the heater hose and problem did not go away.That a sensor with one wire on it. What is this sensor anyway? Could that be the problem. I see somemoisture on the wiring boot too. The car drives normal in the afternoon when I leave work. It starts up right away! The engine sounds normal and runs at 34MPG . What can be wrong? Any info will be great. Thanks in advance!

2007-04-24 03:08:25 · 5 answers · asked by cheapcheap 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

solution, instead of with water, before filling it at the start of the titration?

2007-04-24 03:08:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

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2007-04-24 03:08:18 · 14 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-24 03:08:12 · 16 answers · asked by Brotherhood 7 in Politics

2007-04-24 03:08:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

Complete this. WORTH 10 POINTS! GET WRITING!

2007-04-24 03:08:10 · 42 answers · asked by Melinda 2 in Polls & Surveys

he was singing a song like a Dean Martin type song. thanks for any help.

2007-04-24 03:08:04 · 1 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Movies

What do you thinks drives a person to denounce God?

2007-04-24 03:07:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Turkey

It will be of great help.

2007-04-24 03:07:28 · 5 answers · asked by notynika 2 in Chemistry

2007-04-24 03:07:23 · 1 answers · asked by GNANASOORIYAR S 1 in Investing

Doesn't it "bug" you that it takes so long to get to your seat?

2007-04-24 03:07:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

During Bush's campaign he would always emphasize "there will be no draft" at his $1000(or more) a plate dinners.

2007-04-24 03:06:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

What are we referring to when we say I? It can't be the soul, because we say: "my soul" so we can't be our soul because it is shown as being in possession of ourself .We say my heart, my soul, my body, my mine, who has possession of this? Me? Who is me? There is my name, my thoughts, my life, my possesions etc. but yet we can never identify who this person is who has possession of us.

2007-04-24 03:06:44 · 9 answers · asked by >;-;< 1 in Philosophy

favorite song?

2007-04-24 03:06:38 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ ♥i'm all smiles♥ ♥ 3 in Music

What kinds of issues are most often presented?
What communication approaches are used and how do they vary from those used for working with individuals or groups?

2007-04-24 03:06:37 · 2 answers · asked by holla 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-04-24 03:06:24 · 17 answers · asked by manneke 3 in Philosophy

2007-04-24 03:06:24 · 27 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you

2007-04-24 03:06:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

Thanks

2007-04-24 03:06:04 · 4 answers · asked by notynika 2 in Chemistry

and for a women? what do u suggest?

2007-04-24 03:05:56 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 24 two years out of school and she is a graduating senior from same school. She had been dating someone else for a while, we are casual but not close friends, we've seen each other only rarely since I grad.

I heard they had broken up and I called her to ask her out last night - I caught her by surprise and found out it was only last wknd that she'd broken up. She sounded pretty stressed out between that and school work, but I asked her out for next weekend anyway. She said she's not looking for anything serious right now but would hang out with me this Sat night. Also, in July she will be moving 3 hrs away for a job.

I really like this girl and I think she thinks I'm funny, smart, and nice. I don't want to push her to rush into anything and am really looking forward to Sat even if it is just to walk around and talk and laugh. Do you think if things go well maybe she'd be open to slowly starting something? I'd like to see if there could be something before she moves.

2007-04-24 03:05:31 · 5 answers · asked by Chad 27 2 in Singles & Dating

Flight Of The Navigator
Teen Wolf
Young Sherlock Holmes
Star Man
D.A.R.Y.L
Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown
Big

2007-04-24 03:05:27 · 34 answers · asked by LeviTosh 1 in Movies

2007-04-24 03:05:13 · 10 answers · asked by Ninja 1 in Words & Wordplay

It's a simple cotton skirt made of 100% cotton. I know that you can go buy skirts that have skinny, vertical wrinkles in them that last no matter how many times you wear or wash them. I was wonder if there is some sort of spray or soak that I can buy at a craft store or something to get this skirt to stay permanently wrinkled.

Thanks!

2007-04-24 03:05:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

First off let give a brief backround of where I am comming from. I was born and raised catholic. I am still christian I just go to a non demonanational church now.

What the priest said was "If there is a catholic getting married to a non catholic in a non catholic church you should not attend"

I don't believe this is consistant with current catholic docturine. I have had more than one priest tell me marrying a non catholic was not a huge deal. Even marrying a Jew was ok(bigger deal but still ok, not sure on Islam though).

And even though It is not offical catholic docterine(as far as I know) It is statement like that on marriage and birth control from priest and the pope that I driven me(and I imagine some others) away from the catholic church.

I have looked through the bible there is not in it that backs up what he said. And I agree with my minister. If there is a conflict between what a human(him or that priest) say and what GOD says we go with what GOD says

2007-04-24 03:04:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I wanna leave work early and go to the beach ....what excuse should I give my boss??hmmmmmmm.......

2007-04-24 03:04:33 · 11 answers · asked by Kim♥♥Fl♪☼☺▪♦♫ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 03:04:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

someone toldme bob marley was dead is this true?

2007-04-24 03:04:13 · 39 answers · asked by katieh001 1 in Music