Hilary and her driver were going through the countryside when thry hit a cow. Her driver went in while Hilary sat in her car doing her political stuff. He was in there 1 hour before he came out. He got back out and Hilary was a little mad.
"Why were you in there so long?!" She asked.
"I dunno. I just told them something then they were giving me cigars and champagne and kissin' me." He replied.
"What did you tell them?"
"I'm Hilary Clinton's driver and the old cow's dead."
2007-04-24 03:08:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love to hear that others dont like this evil woman
2007-04-24 03:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by san b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was the driver of Vince Foster's family? Vince Foster died unexpectedly in July or August of 1993.
2007-04-24 03:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by Math_Maestro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah she became into very adamant approximately making herself sparkling on that subject. this is the least of her concerns however she needs to artwork on her very own photograph. I see her as guy or woman like her husband that adjustments their stand on issues like i modify my socks. as an occasion while the president asked for a vote to apply tension against Saddam if he did not adjust to the U.N. decision she gave an rather interesting answer for why she voted for casting off Saddam. asserting that she studied the region very heavily and did some huge study on her very own and agreed with the final public of congress to get rid of Saddam with the aid of tension if needed..and now of course as a basically political technique and to make Bush look undesirable, she says she became into duped, lied to,tricked with the aid of Bush. If he's between the dumbest presidents that all of them say he's what does that say approximately her intelligence? in basic terms an assertion....
2016-12-10 10:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."
After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."
The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth ."
"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"
2007-04-24 03:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-24 03:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should have mentioned where "in" is. The joke barely makes sense at all.
2007-04-24 03:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I could only wish!
2007-04-24 03:11:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
i like
ha ha ha
2007-04-24 03:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by jon h 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heh heh. sweet!
2007-04-24 03:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love that joke
2007-04-24 03:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋