WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385_pf.html
One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
2007-04-23
02:19:56
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