WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385_pf.html
One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
2007-04-23 02:19:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
This question is fantastic! I loved it! I love the hilary picture to!hahahaha....Thanks for starting off my day...just right!
2007-04-23 02:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Crowe quote "I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."
Aaaahhhhhh! How disgusting is that? Has she never heard of a handkerchief (almost as disgusting-but at least you put that snot covered rag back in your purse/pocket and you're not walking around with snot dripping off your sleeve!) Can you imagine telling a coworker, hey--I forgot my dining sleeve, mind if I blow into yours? LOL! And what if you're eating dinner WITH a head-cold? Gonna wipe your mouth with a snotty sleeve?
Yeah--good luck selling THOSE Cheryl--hey how many did Gore order?
Update: Oooh! Brainstorm!! Maybe SHeryl should create a "sleeve" for the left hand and she won't need TP at all? (devilish grin)
2007-04-23 09:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Cherie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seems lately they believe just about anything.
If we all use just one square maybe there would be enough to plug Algore's big fat blowhole.
Then we would all be free from global bloviation like "save the planet by making me rich while you all starve".
2007-04-23 10:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think someone as big an a.s.s-hole such as yourself might need a few towels to do the trick. :)
Nice way to embellish and exagerrate a little item, BTW. Your partisan rouse helps all Democrats and liberals, and I thank you for embarassing yourself and neo-cons with this clumsy, obvious rhetoric.
2007-04-23 09:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I think Ms. Crow, has ran into one to many doors cleaned with Windex. I don't think I would like shaking hands with her!
2007-04-23 09:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Better still why aren't they calling to stop the printing of all Newspaper.
2007-04-23 09:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i think if you'd kill yourself you could give a lot of that nitrogen and phosphorus that you are walking around with back to nature
2007-04-23 09:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Do you think you're actually making an intelligent point, or God forbid, that you're actually funny?
2007-04-23 10:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smell a liberal. It sure smells like they beleive it.
2007-04-23 09:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋