A vicar skipped service one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided. The vicar stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain - with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the vicar crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle flying in one direction and breaking both his legs. As the bear closed in, the vicar cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the vicar's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to eat.''
2007-04-23
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