A vicar skipped service one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided. The vicar stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain - with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the vicar crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle flying in one direction and breaking both his legs. As the bear closed in, the vicar cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the vicar's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to eat.''
2007-04-23 03:36:30 · 15 answers · asked by This is my username 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious! I am giving you a star!!
2007-04-23 03:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by petesombody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. Thats a 10/10. Who ever taught a bear will say that. That was funny, still cracking up.
2007-04-23 05:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by bootylover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You out a clean spin on an previous well-liked of mine... I tell my version with reference to the guy from NJ who is going muzzle loading in PA for the 1st tiem. He shoots on the comparable submit to three times and misses... with a lot of image component with reference to the comparable effects!
2016-10-03 10:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-23 03:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
Been on before but still funny.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-04-23 05:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i posted tha joke a few weeks ago..i found it funny !
2007-04-23 03:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by ViXoNvEe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny Lol. Sad but true though. hahaha
2007-04-24 14:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10, lol that was good
2007-04-23 05:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol liked it :o)
2007-04-23 04:34:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really good!
2007-04-23 03:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋