Once upon a time in deepest darkest Africa there was a village. In this village to prove yourself a man you had to capture a Pink Elephant. But one young lad was more ambitious and decided to catch the rare and elusive White Elephant. Now White Elephants are very smart, but they have one major weakness, bread rolls.
So our hero took a bread roll and a sleeping tablet out through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and into White Elephant Territory. He left the roll and returned home, through Pink Elephant territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and slept the night out.
The following day he went back out through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and when he got to White Elephant Territory he found the sleeping tablet sitting where the roll had been. The White Elephant was too smart for that one.
2007-04-19
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